Miley Cyrus doesn't just go to parties and have a drink or two. Miley Cyrus goes to parties, smokes a joint (or so the rumor goes), grabs a few friends and a tattoo artist who just so happens to be at the bash, and convinces everyone to join her in getting matching tattoos to honor her dead dog, Floyd.
Only Miley could pull off something like this.
The actress and singer actually found a place left on her flesh that isn't already inked -- her left ribcage -- and got a tattoo of Floyd, her 3-year-old Alaskan Klee Kai that was killed by a coyote in April.
We know Miley was destroyed by the loss of her buddy, Floyd, and I empathize: losing a pet is heartbreaking -- you're losing a member of your family. And I believe immortalizing the pooch by tattooing his image on your body is kind of sweet.
But Miley does things in a Miley way -- which includes partying hard and posting lots of photos that make it seem like getting this tat is something some of her friends might just regret.
First, the tat itself:
Okay, it's a little DIY, but it's cute, I think. What's with the "Fwends" thing, I wonder?
Anyway. Here's where Miley had her tattoo placed:
It's in a cute spot -- kind of private, like she got the tattoo just for herself and anyone else who may get a chance to, uh, know her better.
And HERE's what happens when you roll with Miley at one of her parties ... you wake up the next morning with Floyd tattood across your side and then wonder if, 40 years from now, you'll remember why in the hell you agreed to do this to yourself:
I can only hope her buddies -- and, by the way, that's Wayne Coyne from the band Flaming Lips in the center of that sandwich -- have actually met Floyd. If not, they're gonna have a lot of explaining to do to their future grandkids.
Do you like Miley's new tattoo?
Images via Miley Cyrus/Instagram