Justin Bieber's Naked Picture Will Break Selena's Heart Again (PHOTO)

Justin BieberI had this dream last night that Justin Bieber and I were lying in bed, doing the nasty, and I glanced up, and this is what I saw. Yep, he looked exactly like that. Slightly bewildered, like, "How'd you get down there?" And I was all, "How'd you get up there? And is this illegal? Where's your driver's license?" And then I thought of Selena, and I was all, "Oh god, Selena will be crushed! Again!" And Biebs was all, "Sshh, old lady. Calm down. She doesn't have to know." And I was all, "But you just posted this to your social media account!" And then thank god I woke up. All sweaty. And strangely serene. Sigh.

Anyway, this is the photo I'm yammering on about:

Errrrrm, yeah, that happened.

Wasn't it about a hot second ago that we heard that Bieber had reunited with true love Selena Gomez and the two were attending potluck dinners at church? What happened to that?

I don't know about you, but if my boyfriend posted this to the world, I'd be pissed. Do you know how many young women are going to sleeping with this photo on their iPads, poised over their heads? Not to mention me too?

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Justin, if you want your girlfriend to stick around, this isn't the way to do it. Or maybe it is. She seems to put up with a lot and is irresistibly drawn to JB's bad boy ways.

Justin's photo just reeks of attention grabbing. And you know what? It's got my attention. Excuse me while I check into rehab for a few.

Do you like this photo? Don't lie.

 

Images via Justin Bieber/Shots and Justin Bieber/Shots

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luvmy... luvmybubs

Um, first you cannot tell if he is naked. Second, Kiri he looks like a boy still, I seriously hope you are not drooling over a kid, legal age or not gross. Third it would be totally ok for a star to have a picture of himself advertising underware in a magazine printed for millions but a lame little selfie is a no-no? I think not.

jenib360 jenib360

There is nothing wrong with this picture at all. Looks to me like he is showing off his abs. Not a big deal. I wouldn't be pissed if my man did it.

Pink.... Pink.Frosting

I didn't know there was anyone left who like him...

nonmember avatar Karine

There's nothing wrong with this picture at all. That's what he and other guys look like when they're at the beach TOPLESS. other girls from around the world aren't waiting for him to upload a shirtless pic of him so they can sleep at night with his pic on their iPad/phone/laptop and what not. Truth is they've already got plenty of pictures of him. I wouldn't be pissed if my bf did that because end of the day while others have him on their iPad I've got him in reality. I'd be like yep that's my man. lol. nothing wrong with his pic.

happy... happymama2D

What on earth did I just read?  Did a grown woman really write this?  

nonmember avatar world viewer

In my opinion, all pics like this are ridiculous. Arrogance...one must automatically think 'someone must want to see me at least 1/2 naked' before they post it. It is a goofy pic. That dopey expression. ??? He def needs some eyebrow attention and at his 'level' of stardom it amazes me that no one has done anything about that. He is 'kid' no matter his age because he still presents himself as immature. Grow up!!! I feel bad for him... So much money. So much time. But so lonely and discontent it seems. ... And why all the tats? Gotta love having a huge eyeball in the bend of your arm! Great look. :/

nonmember avatar Sophie Annette

Gross. Threw up a little in my mouth.

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