You guys, we got so distracted with Kim's wedding and Rob's weight that we almost forgot one totally important thing! Bruce Jenner's sex change! I mean, his rumored sex change. Which he and the rest of the family totally deny. Yeah, that sex change. We almost forgot about it!
What's the latest? Well, for quite awhile, Bruce's more feminized facial appearance, his French manicured nails, his long hair, his reported tracheal shave (no matter how much I look at his neck, I can't quite tell), and his supposed penchant for the name "Bridgette" have some people wondering whether Bruce is totally over being a guy.
Now we have some other hints that Bruce is still radically changing is appearance. On the upcoming episode of KUWTK, Bruce will have a hair colorist visit him so she can give him some highlights.
The vision of Bruce sitting there with tinfoil sticking out of every inch of his head is something you've got to see.
And Bruce gets very ornery when Kris arrives and starts to tell him what he should do with his hair. Let the man pick out his own highlights, Kris! Check it out:
The end result is more tasteful than what I was expecting -- at least he didn't go platinum. But the style is quite matronly. Not exactly a good look on Bruce.
Well, folks, I have no idea if Bruce is really undergoing a sex transformation. I do know that he looks like a character from Steel Magnolias in this scene though. And Brigette is the perfect name for someone with this hair.
Do you like his new hair?
Images via Bruja, PacificCoastNews.com