Khloe Kardashian recently had a heartfelt message for her mom, Kris Jenner: "Mom, you're a whore." Awww. Khloe posted a pic of her and her mother having lunch -- it appears to be a still from the show -- with the words "The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho" emblazoned under what is Kris in her big hoop earrings. So tell us how you really feel, Khloe.
Of course, Khloe has a colorful sense of humor, so no doubt she was just joshing around. I always jokingly call my mother a whore, don't you?
But you have to admit, Kris is kind of deserving the appellation lately. Not only did she rock her body to a pole-dancing class recently, but she posed in a wet white T-shirt that left absolutely zilch to the imagination. Of course, no woman deserves to be called a "whore" just because she likes to dress sexy. Unless it's your mom, and then it's perfectly fine.
But, ya know, Kris doesn't exactly have the most sterling reputation either -- considering she herself admits to cheating on her first husband Robert Kardashian. So much so that rumors have always abounded that Khloe isn't Robert's biological child.
Also, mama Kris has certainly been accused of pimping out her daughters -- even going so far as to (supposedly) orchestrate a sex tape with Kim in it. The very one that catapulted Kim to infamy ... and eventually, real fame.
But let's not get so heavy here. This was just Khloe having a little fun. We know she loves her mom. And we know Kris would think this is funny and not get offended.
That reminds me, I need to call my whore soon. You too! Don't forget to call your whores! I mean, your moms!
Images via Khloe Kardashian/Instagram