Kristen Stewart

Did you ever notice how Kristen Stewart's booming career really seemed to come out of nowhere? It's like nobody had any clue who she was before she snagged the role of Bella Swan in Twilight, but since then, she's been kind of a big deal in Hollywood, to say the least.

And apparently some folks don't believe she fell into fame by chance. In her new book, Diary of a Mad Diva, Joan Rivers claims Kristen slept her way to the top -- and she wasn't exactly subdued in the way she presented the accusation. (Not that we should expect any less from her.)

Joan's slam against KStew goes a little like this:

Many stars only do one thing well. Of course, the best one-trick pony is Kristen Stewart, who got a whole career by being able to juggle directors' balls.

Uhhhh. Seriously? Juggling directors' balls? Damn. That's a visual we're not going to be able to get out of our heads for a while.

And while Joan is known for not having the slightest trace of a filter, it's still pretty bold of her to basically come right out and call Kristen a slut. She must have heard something through the grapevine to make such a defamatory statement.

Or perhaps she's basing her claims on the fact that Kristen was caught cheating with Rupert Sanders? If that's the case, then she's definitely jumping to conclusions. As far as we know, Kristen never got her make-out session on with any other married directors.

But then again, the Rupert incident doesn't exactly help to dispel the rumors Joan just started, so it's anybody's guess as to whether or not they're true.

Huh. This could go either way for sure. But regardless of who Kristen did or did not get down and dirty with in order to secure a job, odds are good that she'll have a few choice words to say to Joan should their paths ever cross.

Do you think Kristen slept her way to the top?

 

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