Kim Kardashian's wedding will no doubt have everything -- forts, castles, palaces, private jets, Beyonce. BUT. It won't have one thing. One very, very special thing. Kim's hilariously "crazy" aunt. Her aunt, Karen Houghton, who is Kris Jenner's sister, is sort of the black sheep of the family. She's been outspoken about her difficult relationship with Kris.
She once wrote on her Facebook page:
Pray for Kris Jenner she needs it ... crazy. She's a nutcase.
Seriously, how can you NOT have this woman at your wedding? Surprisingly, it's not because Kim didn't invite her. It's because -- at least according to her -- she doesn't WANT to go. She says Kim called her yesterday (err, really?) and asked her to fly out for the wedding. But Karen had better things to do. She tells Daily MailOnline:
I said 'Well, let me call you back.' I'd stay at the Four Seasons and all that, but I used to be a stewardess -- traveling and all of that is not a big deal to me.
Erm, okaaaay. Then she went to proclaim that Kimye's wedding is no big deal, because she's "been to two weddings of Kim!" Ha! Gotta get that aunt there just to make some people laugh!
However, she also says that wildfires are threatening her home, so she should stay behind to keep watch on her house. Which makes sense. But then she says she needs to volunteer at an animal shelter too, and they are expecting her. Man, quite a few excuses. I suspect Kimye's invite got lost in the mail, but hey...
Check out auntie's wedding gift and what she says about how long the marriage will last ...
Do you think Kim really invited her?
Image via MailOnline