It's theoretically possibly maybe possible you don't read quite as much entertainment news as I do, so on the infinitesimal chance you missed the Jennifer Lawrence Barf Story that was circulating a while back, it goes like this: Lawrence got drunk at the Oscars and horked outside some fancy party thrown by Madonna.
I wouldn't have guessed I'd need to hear anything more than that, really, but Lawrence herself has finally shared the details of the evening, and it is predictably hilarious. As if the Madonna detail didn't make it great enough, Jennifer Lawrence's post-Oscars puke involved a drive-by criticism from Miley freaking Cyrus.
Lawrence was on Late Night With Seth Meyers Wednesday, doing her patented movie promotion/reveal wacky personal information shtick, and she got to talking about bringing her best friend Laura as her Oscars date:
She was a terrible influence on me. We left and then she was like, 'Meet me at the bar.' So I snuck out and I was like, 'Oh, my god!' I can't do this!' And she was like, 'You can do whatever you want!' We ran into Brad Pitt and she was like, 'Get Brad Pitt over here!' I was like, 'I can't do that!' And she was like, 'Yes you can!' So I just went, 'Hey, Brad Pitt!' He came over. He smelled like sandalwood. It was unbelievable.
Okay seriously, what is the deal with Brad Pitt's aroma? Lawrence's friend wrote her own account of getting a whiff on Oscars night:
Brad Pitt smells amazing, like nothing I’ve ever smelled. Eventually we ask what cologne he’s wearing and he tells us, 'I don’t wear cologne, it’s just my musk I guess.'
Haaaa. Who says that? OH IT'S JUST MY MUSK.
Anyway, on to the barf story. Lawrence said she doesn't normally go to the after parties ("I'm just so sick of people by that point"), but Laura convinced her to attend the Madonna-hosted shindig, at which point Lawrence's surreptitious bar visit apparently caught up with her and she hurled all over Guy Oseary's front porch:
I was in such bad condition and I look behind me while I'm puking and Miley Cyrus is there, like, 'Get it together.'
Haaaaaa, I love the not-so-subtle implication there: if Miley Cyrus is side-eying your intoxication level, you should definitely call it a night.
Here's the clip:
Jennifer Lawrence barfing at some ridiculously pretentious A-lister event: that should totally be a GIF, shouldn't it?
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