Petulant man-child Justin Bieber, who cannot seem to let one day pass without some sort of brush with the law, has been accused of attempted robbery. Specifically, robbery of a cellphone at a mini golf course, because Bieber's crimes are just as lame as his self-appointed nickname "Bizzle."
According to reports, Bieber tried to take a woman's cellphone when he suspected she was taking photos of him. The woman, who was at Sherman Oaks Castle Park with her 13-year-old daughter, says Bieber screamed, "You're humiliating yourself in front of your daughter. Why don't you just get out of here" at which point her child started to cry.
The LAPD is investigating this incredibly gripping piece of national news, and in the meantime, Bieber has defended himself via Twitter. Here are his tweets … along with my general reactions.
It is hard to defend myself and my privacy every moment of the day. Then to see rumors. The truth will set u free pic.twitter.com/tYFzKYlcrF— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 15, 2014
My mom raised me to be kind to others. I get judged, harassed, and I try to take the high road. Sometimes it isn't easy. But we keep trying— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 15, 2014
I will continue to be the man my mother raised. I love people and I will try to be kind even when things are not fair. Don't believe rumors— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 15, 2014
Thanks for those who stick by me and those that help me grow everyday. I love you.— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 15, 2014
Off to have fun and smile with friends. I'm human. I feel. I hurt. But I got thick skin too. I can handle it. I love you— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 15, 2014
In conclusion, I have no idea if Justin Bieber is innocent and honestly, I don't care. Even if he didn't take the phone, he's still guilty of being the worst. The literal, actual worst. AT EVERYTHING.
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