Remember yesterday's major headline-sweeping news that Seth Rogen thinks Justin Bieber is basically the worst celebrity the world has ever known, even including Paris Hilton and Chris Brown? Here's what he said about Joffrey Bieber during an interview with Howard Stern: "He’s a good example of someone you meet, who you think you’re going to hate, and then you get to hate him as much as you thought."
I personally LOVE that description, because it confirms our global suspicion that Bieber is, in fact, exactly as unlikeable as he appears to be. Well, today Bieber reinforced my overall opinion of him by publicly responding to Rogen, and his tweeted comeback beautifully sums up everything that sucks about Justin Bieber in two poorly written sentences.
So if you missed the whole Rogen Rant, he essentially said Bieber was a total waste of food and described some incident where Bieber asked to meet him then sort of blew him off:
What the fuck, I don't want to meet you! Don't act all nonplussed to meet me. I didn't want to meet you. I was totally cool with not meeting you. I was like, ‘He's a little bit of a motherfucker.'
Bieber's response, as posted yesterday on his Twitter account:
Seth Rogan sorry I didnt bow down when I asked 2 meet u was probably a bit shy and didn't want to be over the top but still. love ur movies.— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 8, 2014
I have to hand it to the little shit, this is a truly impressive display of passive-aggressiveness. If he'd only skipped the very first part (along with the misspelling), he might have actually come off as sincere, and maybe even gained some sympathy as a result. But the "sorry I didn't bow down" part shows what he's really thinking, which is "HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME, PEASANT. I CAN PAY TO HAVE YOUR LIVER TORN APART BY SIZZURP-COATED BUZZARDS. PS: u know im just a shy lovable guy Beliebers plz dont stop buying my ablums."
I don't know if Rogen will bother to keep the spat going, but I will step in and post some reactions to Justin Bieber on his behalf:
UGH, Justin Bieber. Right?
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