The world hasn't paid too much attention to Kris Humphries since he and Kim Kardashian got divorced, which might explain how we totally forgot that Kris is being sued -- for something really gross! Turns out Kris hasn't been celebate since Kim dumped him. But you never know what kind of trouble a one-night stand will get you into ... and in this case, it got Kris sued.
A woman named Kayla Goldberg is suing Kris Humphries over the one-night stand they had together. And not because Kris didn't take her to brunch the next day. Nope, it's because she claimed that Kris gave her herpes! Yikes. That's the kind of memento no one wants to take away from a sexual encounter. Kayla even reportedly thought this memento entitled her to $24 million.
But Kris is fighting back -- he's filed court documents showing that he tested negative for the STD. RadarOnline got ahold of the docs, which reportedly claim to be:
a true and correct copy of a letter from Dr. John T. Beecher, M.D., [his] physician, dated August 21, 2012, and the enclosed lab report containing negative test results.
Whew! Well, that's good to know. I mean, not that I needed to know. I've never met Kris, swear to god.
So I guess Kayla might need to take a look at her other one-night stands. Oh, and Kim is probably relieved too. Especially since Hump supposedly had the STD before they met. Dodged a bullet, Kim.
Have you ever gotten an unwelcome gift from a one-night stand?
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