Men are usually eager to brag about the young, hot women they've slept with -- unless it's Lindsay Lohan. Seems no one really wanted to be on that "sex list" of hers -- least of all James Franco. After all, James is busy with 17-year-old girls! Or trying to get busy anyway. But James is making it his mission to let everyone know that he did not sleep with Lindsay Lohan.
If anyone could get out of him exactly what happened and why he appeared on Lindsay's sex list, which also included Heath Ledger, Adam Levine, and Justin Timberlake, it's Howard Stern. And that's exactly whom James decided to set the record straight with. He said on Howard's show:
It's a lie. I will swear on my mother’s life that I never had sex with her.
But doesn't that kind of sound like Bill Clinton denying he had sex with "that woman" Monica Lewinsky? How would he end up on the list?
Perhaps it's not so much a sex list as a "fool around" list, for James goes on to admit that he "kissed" the Mean Girls star. He says:
All right, we maybe kissed ... it was lame. I can’t believe she put me on that private list, she’s so delusional!
He also takes great pains to make it known that Lindsay then wasn't the Lindsay she is today -- this was when she was still very famous ... and James wasn't. Let's remember, there once was a time when most men wouldn't have run screaming from Lindsay. Still, even then, James says he knew something was up with her and that he decided to be a "nice guy" by not going any further. "It was also, like, 'What the hell am I doing?’ She was young."
Err, James, since when have you been against hooking up with young women? It was only a few weeks ago you were trying to get into the pants of a 17-year-old tourist!
James then goes on to dish that LiLo seemed to have some stalker tendencies, saying:
She even broke into my room one time. I was on the couch and opened my eyes and there’s Lindsay in my room at 3 a.m.
Too much, James. Too too much info! If that's true, then Lindsay had some real issues. Though it would have been great if James told us how he got rid of her.
Still, even if Lindsay didn't sleep with Franco, it's a pretty impressive list. Hell, even one or two of those guys is something to be proud of.
Are you Team Franco or Team LiLo?
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