Holy Queen Mother of England -- Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas have split, so it looks like we won't be seeing another royal wedding at any point in the near future after all.
A source close to Harry told People, "He found her too needy and it just wasn't working out."
Huh. I guess that means we can assume that he's the one who kicked her to the curb instead of the other way around? Duh. Of course he dumped her. What woman with half a pulse would break up with Prince Harry?!?
But you have to admit, his timing does seem a little odd, especially given that their relationship took such a serious turn not too long ago. Remember when Cressie co-hosted a formal dinner with him? After that happened, we were pretty much willing to put money down on an engagement announcement happening before 2014 comes to a close.
And in reference to her being "too needy," I wonder if she simply couldn't handle the pressure that goes along with committing to a royal dude? Let's be honest -- there is and will always be only one Kate Middleton. It takes a certain type of woman to be able to not only blend in effortlessly with all the royal hoopla, but also to understand that she's not going to spend every waking moment with her husband.
But now that Harry is back on the market, I'm sure it will only be a matter of time before he finds a nice blonde to keep company with on one of his occasional free Saturday nights.
(Get in line, ladies.)
Are you surprised to hear that Prince Harry and Cressida are over?
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