Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling's life is playing out like one of her dad's overwrought soap operas. First, her "perfect" husband, Dean McDermott, cheated on her. Then Tori decided to let cameras in their home to film the fallout. Then she was accused of making the whole thing up just to get another reality show. Then some mysterious ailment sent Tori to the hospital. Now RadarOnline claims it knows what's ailing Tori -- besides Dean, that is.

A source told the gossip site that Tori checked into the hospital with a migraine and an ulcer -- stress-fueled issues no doubt related to the cheating/TV show saga.

A source tells the gossip site:

Tori’s head hurt so much, she couldn’t have any light in her bedroom. And she couldn’t keep any food down from the ulcer. She was in a great deal of pain and was very scared.

Oh, but guess who was with her through the entire six-day stay? None other than the guy causing her migraine and ulcer -- Dean.

And guess who else was with her? US Weekly (who would know!) says that cameras were allowed to film Tori's hospitalization -- and if Dean was there, then I guess their together-time was filmed too. Which makes sense -- because they're filming every damn thing about their lives.

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My guess is that Dean comforting Tori through her medical crisis is the perfect denouement for the show. Tori will see that although Dean is a cheating, lying, alcoholic dirt bag -- he cares, he really cares!

I'm not saying Tori didn't have these issues -- but she's the consummate sTORIteller -- and she knew that some hospital time would be exactly the kind of thing the cameras and viewers will love.

Tori, here's some advice. Get rid of Dean. It's amazing how much better you'll feel. But then there'd be no show.

Do you think the hospitalization was staged?

 

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