Robert PattinsonAnother day. Another dollar. Another rumor about what is really going on with Robert Pattinson's dating life, which seems to get more and more puzzling every single hour.

Seriously, I'm starting to have trouble keeping up with all of the different theories out there. First he and Kristen Stewart were reuniting in Cannes and starting their love story all over again. Then he and Katy Perry decided to have a baby together. Then he started dating Cleo Wade, who was introduced to him by Katy.

But then a source came out saying he/she supposedly saw Rob kissing Katy at Coachella. Now none of us have any idea what to believe.

Back to today's version of his relationship status. A source told E! that Rob is not dating Katy's friend Cleo -- and added that he's just as single as ever.

M'kay.

If that's the case, then it begs the question of WHY in the hell is Robert Pattinson still single?!?

Ok, scratch that. Maybe he isn't currently attached to anyone because he doesn't want to be.

I guess the better question is ... why is Rob not at least hooking up with someone these days? You'd think he'd have girls all over him like flies on you know what, so it shouldn't be all that difficult for him to satisfy his ... needs on any given day. (Come on. He's a dude. He HAS to be getting it somewhere.)

Unless ... no, I don't want to go there. Ok, maybe I do. What if he really is holding onto the small shred of hope that he and Kristen will wind up back together at some point in the near future? That would certainly explain why he hasn't been spotted with a woman on his arm recently.

And I guess we'll officially have our answer after the Cannes Film Festival is said and done. If spending time together in the south of France can't reignite the spark between Rob and Kristen, nothing can.

Why do you think Rob is still single?

 

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