Petition to Deport Justin Bieber Gets Lame White House Response

Justin BieberIn January, some evil genius took to the White House website to start a petition to deport Justin Bieber back to his native Canada. Not quite as evil genius as offering the Taco Bell breakfast menu to Canucks if they take him back, but evil genius enough.

Anyway, the petition seeks to deport "the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing" Biebs and revoke his green card. "He is a terrible influence on our nations youth," it states, before continuing, "We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society."

The White House finally issued an official non-response on Friday, as the petition closed in on 274,000 signatures.

“Sorry to disappoint, but we won’t be commenting on this one,” the White House officially responded in the most non-responsive way possible.

“We’ll leave it to others to comment on Mr. Bieber’s case, but we’re glad you care about immigration issues,” they continued, thereby using a petition to deport the most annoying young person in America to talk about immigration reform.

Oh, you're a sly one, Obama Administration! They even included this oh-so-relatable gem to highlight some immigration numbers:

"Not only is it the right thing to do morally, it’s the right thing for our country: Independent economists say immigration reform will grow our economy and shrink our deficits by almost $1 trillion in the next 20 years. For those of you counting at home, that’s 12.5 billion concert tickets -- or 100 billion copies of Mr. Bieber’s debut album."

Meh. Immigration reform is important and all, but I think it would be kind of nice if the White House would address why they're letting a forgein youth who is constantly in trouble with the law keep his green card. Hey, it might evan get him to clean up his.

Do you think Justin Bieber should be deported?


Image via Justin Bieber/Instagram


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Snapp... SnappleQueen

Jennny, I know you write for TheStir but still can't you please try to be somewhat knowledgable or do you pride yourself on being a tabloid blogger? 

"Under federal law, O-1 visas, which are issued to high-profile academics, performers and others the government deems worthy, are valid as long as the recipient isn’t convicted of a crime of violence." 

Facts are hard, I know, Jenny. But, try.

ilove... ilovemy4kiddies

Good grammar and spelling are essential to a blogger too are they not? The last line of the article isn't finished, is missing an exclamation and the word even is has been spelled wrong. LOL. Just teasing ya a little Jenny! :p 

nonmember avatar SickOfHearingIt

Too bad 274,000 people think Beiber's status is more important then the rape kit backlog or lawless a-holes who would rather use women as human shields then pay their debts.

Sunny... SunnyDaze87

SnappleQueen-Do you ever have anything worthy to say? Every comment you post is a put-down. Maybe the Obama Administration should deport your ass.

EmilyH87 EmilyH87

They probably have more important things to worry about than a spoiled brat.

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