You guys? This is a little bit sad. Remember a few weeks ago when we learned that Kim Kardashian is on a strict diet in an effort to slim down before her wedding next month?
Well, apparently she's not getting the results she wants quickly enough. She's reportedly kicked things up a notch to ensure she's as minuscule as possible by May 24.
I know ... the same thought went through my head when I heard about this too. "Kim looks freakin' awesome and absolutely does not need to lose even one more pound!"
But alas, it sounds as though she doesn't agree.
According to OK!, Kim is having "Atkins mania" and is following the diet religiously.
In addition to eating mainly protein and green veggies, a source says, "Her [Kim's] assistant has a bag of celery sticks with her at all times. She doesn't really drink, but she likes a glass of red wine with dinner and coffee in the morning ... but her Atkins mania won't allow her those anymore. She won't even have a sip."
Gee. That sounds fun. Let me see if I have this straight. Kim can have all the celery she wants, but no booze, coffee, carbs, or anything remotely delicious. Got it.
Sigh. I'm all for cutting out processed foods and going easy on the vino -- but if Kim doesn't at least allow herself one little splurge or two per week, her wedding reception isn't going to be any sort of picnic.
Oh come on, you know she'll be ready to hog out like it's her job once it's all said and done and she's officially Mrs. Kanye West. She'll already be squeezed into the dress, so it won't matter what she eats that night. And odds are good the champagne will be flowing (and it'll be the good shit since they're getting hitched in France) -- so she'll probably have a glass or two to celebrate.
But you know what happens when you shock your body with things it hasn't had in months? Exactly. It freaks out. Since Kim's system won't be able to handle anything rich, sugary, or any sort of alcohol, there's a decent chance she'll be running back and forth to the bathroom all night and/or she'll be rip roaring drunk and totally hungover the next day if her tolerance is completely gone. (Ok, I'd pay to see that too.)
Bottom line -- she really needs to cut herself some slack. She looks AMAZING, and she might as well focus on being happy and finally marrying the love of her life rather than being preoccupied with the size of her ass.
(Wait ... what?)
Did you do a crash diet before your wedding?
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