Do you know what today is? Other than it being Good Friday, I mean? It also happens to be Kourtney Kardashian's 35th birthday, and fittingly, she's in Mexico celebrating with Scott Disick.
And even though she's in her mid-30s and has had two babies, you'd never guess after seeing how insane her body is. Based on these new photos of Kourtney lounging around in her bikini, it's clear that she isn't the least bit shy about showing off every inch of her gorgeous figure.
Especially the top half.
Here's a shot of Kourt relaxing.
But this one really gives the full effect of just how skimpy this particular two-piece is.
Whoa. She's definitely spilling out of that thing a little bit -- leading us to wonder whether or not she stole it from Kylie Jenner. (You know, like Kim Kardashian did a few weeks ago in Miami.)
Gah. And we thought Kim's bosoms were famous? After this bikini photo makes the rounds, Kourtney may very well boot her famous sister from the top of the "most impressive cleavage" list.
I mean, isn't it kind of tough to stop staring at her boobs? They're just so nice and perky. Why hasn't gravity taken its toll on her yet? Sheesh. Most of us get hit with the sag factor well before the age of 35, so I hope Kourt understands just how lucky she is.
More power to her for flaunting what she's got. She might as well put it all out there while she still can.
Are you impressed with Kourtney's bikini body?
I create a special savings account
I put a little away at a time
I cut corners until I can afford it
Save? Who has money to save?
I plan to put it on my credit card and love the benefits of the reward program