Kendall Jenner's Strange Statement About Her Breasts Gets Attention

There is really no better way to get people to look at your chest than to wear a sweatshirt saying, "I have no tits." Unless maybe it says, "Here are my tits." No, I think people will look more with the first, because you'd want to verify this, right? Does she really have no tits? Perhaps this was the goal of Kendall Jenner when she donned a gray shirt with the odd saying at the Coachella Festival.

Think about it. Someone, somewhere thought putting "I have no tits" on a shirt would be a good idea. And then it got done. And then it got sold somewhere. And then someone bought it.

Kendall Jenner

And not just anyone. But a celebrity.

In what world does this happen? In our world!

Kendall, of course, does have tits. In fact, she's been accused of getting a boob job after shots of her spilling cleavage out of a bikini appeared. But, in reality, her boobs have always been fairly large. Not on Kim scale, but definitely large-ish for her skinny body. And now I am done talking about an 18-year-old's boobs. WTF?

But Kendall, you beguile with that shirt. Yo no comprendo.

If there is some sort of statement going on here, I don't know what it is. And I'm done trying to figure it out. Those were many many brain cells I just destroyed attempting to do it.

What do you think of Kendall's shirt?

 

Images via Instagram/Pacific Coast News

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nonmember avatar carlos

It might have been to create more awareness on breast cancer.

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