Kim Kardashian has some things to get off her chest. And let's be glad she doesn't have things she has to get off her ass, or it might cause a tsunami. I'm not sure what that means exactly, but let's get to the point. Kim is irritated. SO irritated that she (or someone pretending to be her, some hapless intern or ghost blogger) has decided to write about it. And now we must write about it. Because this is the way the world works. Anyway, Kim is mad at the hotel she stayed in in Thailand because they lied about her. So she says. Let's find out what this egregious lie entailed, shall we?
The big-booty'd reality star wrote on Kim Kardashian Celebuzz:
I see the hotel I stayed at gave quotes that I had 6-hour spa treatments daily. The hotel was gorgeous and had amazing service, but not once did I get a massage, which I’m actually pissed I didn’t do because a Thai massage I heard are the best! Never once did I get a manicure or any other spa treatment. NOT ONE! So I really don’t appreciate false info making me out to be a diva ... come on I was busy taking selfies all day!!! Just kidding ... well not really. :) Buuuuut even if family members got spa treatments they should because we were on vacation. Like I get it, they want to promote their gorgeous resort and spa, but just don’t lie. I would rather spend six hours a day with my family and daughter, not in spa treatments.
I just hate when people lie about things so I am in the mood to blog because my daughter finally went down for a nap and I am here bored!
Wow. Kim should really take on the whole Crimea thing because when she gets mad, she gets mad! Whoo boy!
Okay, so she didn't spend six hours in the spa. Maybe that was just a language mistake on the part of the hotel? Since I'm sure Kim stayed there for free, she should just lighten up. If this is the worst rumor about her this week, then she's doing pretty good.
Do you think the hotel is lying?
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