Kim Kardashian's Bare Naked Butt Defies the Laws of Physics

Kim KardashianI don't understand physics anymore. I mean, not that I ever really did, because science and math are hard, and physics is basically those two things together -- I think. But there are certain concepts even average humans can grasp. Things like gravity and mass.

Usually, the more mass an object has, the more it will cling to the surface of the Earth. This is one of the perks of being a small-breasted chica -- less boob saggage. All that being said, I cannot wrap my brain around Kim Kardashian's gravity-defying butt.

The Kardashians were in Thailand recently, where Kim was hilariously attacked by a baby elephant, but ducking frisky pachyderms wasn't all she accomplished. The 33-year-old reality star also flaunted a gold, Brazilian-style thong bikini and perched her sandy bare bum on the edge of a red boat for a beach photo shoot.

It's just so ... there. If you don't have Sir Mix-a-Lot in your head after viewing these pictures, then you probably didn't grow up in the '80s or '90s, because baby got back.

We all know that Kim is kind of famous for her plump derriere, but seeing it in all its naked glory is a thing to behold. I'm just saying, if she were born into ancient tribal times, there's a good chance the tribe elders would bow down to that thing. Heck, I don't even want to know how many of our modern men are worshipping Kim's rear!

But back to the science, because this is really mind-boggling to me -- how in the hell does she keep her waist so teeny with such a voluptuous ass? Does she boss her fat cells around or something? And how in the name of everything I hold dear does she manage to not have cellulite? Kim Kardashian's body defies science. That's all there is to say about that.

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Image via Kim Kardashian/Instagram



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nonmember avatar gh

Kim Thong Ill.

Tiffany Epstein

Her butt is 100% unnatural. She had butt implants around 2006:

nonmember avatar M

It's call plastic surgery.

Diana Roberts-Deramo

If you look closely, her right butt cheek is wrinkled, so you know those have to be implants. Normal butts don't have creases right on the fatty part.

Tina Kuczaj

she had lipo everywhere else and then the fat injected into her butt

nonmember avatar me

Lmao, literally. Haha, for anyone who still believes that thing is real, I have a bunch of rocks id like to sell. Its easy to defy gravity with plastic surgeons.

Kristine Kubat

She did a episode and got a xray to prove that rumor wrong

Jim Evans

Can you imagine anything less attractive?

nonmember avatar Alley Oop

@Kristine Kubat, you are so gullible! Of course the doctor who did that bogus xray is not going to say her butt is fake. Of course he was going to agree with her. Her butt is fake.

Louis Green

What deceent woman would constantly embarrass herself and her family and child every chance she getst. What a moron.

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