You're broke, your husband has (allegedly) cheated on you, and he just got out of rehab. So what's it time to do? Get into couples' counseling? Kick the dirtbag out? If you're Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, it's time to ... go on TV! That's right, Tori and Dean have another reality show coming up, folks, and this one is destined to be a lot different than the last one.
True Tori (forget that Dean guy) will premiere April 22 on Lifetime. It will follow the couple's attempts to get their marriage back on track after Dean's cheating scandal and his subsequent rehab stay to work on his "health and personal issues."
I don't know about you, but this sounds like a recipe for disaster. A disaster I'm totally gonna watch! This is about as close as reality TV gets to Ingmar Bergman!
On the other hand, is this really the time to have cameras following you around? But maybe it's the perfect time. After all, how much cheating can Dean do with a camera crew in tow? Perfect plan, Tori. Bwahahaha.
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It also makes you wonder if this whole cheating thing was just a ruse to bag them another show. At the very least, it will be fun to watch Dean squirm like a caterpillar caught in a spider's web.
I have my doubts that a reality show is the way to heal your marriage -- they seem to break them up much more than anything else -- but, hey, a gal's gotta make a living.
Will you watch the show?
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