Kim Kardashian & Kanye WestSnort. You really can't make this stuff up. Remember that little rumor that was going around about Kanye West purchasing Burger King restaurants as a wedding gift for Kim Kardashian?

Yeah, well, apparently the fast food joint is particularly flattered by the thought of Kanye even entertaining the idea of becoming a franchisee -- which is why Burger King has offered to cater Kimye's wedding.

No, I'm not kidding. Like they're being totally serious about it. Get a load of the statement a rep for the company made about feeding Kim and Kanye's wedding guests.

Burger King Corp. is familiar with the recent news stories regarding Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. We are unaware of any purchase of BURGER KING® restaurants made by either Mr. West or Ms. Kardashian, but we're available to cater the wedding!

Is this the best thing you've heard all week (besides Kanye West possibly being a vampire) or what?!?

Can you imagine if they accepted the offer? I can already picture the drama at the reception. Kim would be all bent out of shape because they forgot to serve her Whopper without a bun. And then she'd bite into it and get grease stains all over her dress. She'd shoot a scathing glance over to Kanye -- and then burst into tears at the sight of him chowing down on fries while sporting a Burger King crown. (Hey, he is royalty, so it would fit perfectly with his wedding attire.)

Yeah. Something tells me they'll politely decline this one. But a Burger King-themed KDash reception sure would be a hoot to see.

Would you let Burger King cater your wedding if they offered? (I'm not sure if I'm being serious.)

 

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