There was so much reality goodness this week, between Kim Kardashian, Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, and Lisa Vanderpump, not to mention Dancing With the Stars, that I almost forgot about New York City. LOL, just kidding. Could you believe Kelly Bensimon's fight with Carole Radziwill? Oh, wait ... that wasn't Kelly? Sorry, KKB. You would never have done that and I know it. So who would? Riiiight, Aviva Drescher.
Sit down and grab a drink, because I've got s**t to say. It might surprise you.
Before we get to RHONY, this week's exclusive episode below starts with NeNe Leakes' jive on DWTS, and I think I'm going to start tuning in just for the nudity. No, I don't mean NeNe's. Watch below for my take on what she needs to do to win.
In Atlanta, the ladies and gents are still playing Escape From Mexico, and Apollo Nida follows up a very smart move with a phenomenally stupid one. Ladies, please remember one thing ... if the men are invited on the trip, they are allowed to rumble with the women. Yes, they are. So stop complaining about it. Below I break down exactly what Peter Thomas did and did NOT do, and how that relates to other franchises and Housewives in general.
We saw Part 2 of the Beverly Hills reunion this week, and a viewer asked me why Andy Cohen is throwing shade at Lisa. I break that down and go DEEP about Kim Richards and the difficulty she faces, not only with Ken and Lisa but everyone. I get the Carlton Gebbia vs. Kyle Richards discussion out of the way, and we get to Brandi Glanville, change.org, and how Celebrity Apprentice could help (or hurt).
Let's not forget #BookGate. Who won the fight? Aviva or Carole? Personally, I think no one gets away without drawing blood, and I'll explain why. Also, why poor newbie Kristen Taekman might be in the process of being royally stitched up beyond one little mud race. And I just needed to add this photo of Sonja Morgan because she's giving me Holly Golightly and I love it.
What else? We've got the Lady Gaga video, the Housewives' Awards, and last but CERTAINLY not least, the Vogue cover that everyone is talking about. I give you my take and just had to share with you that I heard from an inside source that a certain Leggy Blonde now wants to try for the cover. Because, I mean ... why not?? Insert wicked cackle here.
Who do you think won the fight -- Carole or Aviva? Does Aviva deserve a Vogue cover?
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