brandi glanville books being made a movie Shut. The front. Door. Brandi Glanville, author, Real Housewife, and feud-meister supreme, is entering a new chapter in her career. The broad is moving to Hollywood! Okay, I mean technically that is basically where she already resides. I mean it in a less literal way. Brandi's two books, Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders and Drinking and Dating, PS: Social Media Is Ruining Romance have been optioned. That means before you know it, the Brandi Glanville story will be hitting up screens in a neighborhood near year.

I die. I die over this news! For a million reasons. Primary among them -- who Brandi announced on her podcast she would be desperate to have play her in the movie adaptations. She wants known other than Kathrine Heigel in the leading role! Can we pause and once again examine how sure I am that Brandi is an evil genius? Casting Heigel in the past is pretty much close to flawless. 

Because people love to hate Brandi, but you know who they love to hate even more? Kathrine Heigel. While I am personally ambivalent about the woman, I know she's notoriously difficult to work with. She's got a reputation (one she made herself) of biting the very hand that feeds her.

All that said, she's a smoking hot babe, much like Brandi herself. Brandi knows that in order for the movie to succeed it's going to have court controversy. Mentioning her dream lead that way shows she's thinking this through from a business prospective. Smart lady! 

Speaking of casting, who else do we think should be in the movie? I kind of want Dean Cain to play Eddie Cibrian. Additionally, wouldn't Taylor Momsen be a hilarious LeAnn Rimes? If other members of The Real Housewives were featured I think Sofia Vergara would make a great Joyce Giraud. If you slap a dark wig on Joanna Lumley tell me would not make a hilarious Lisa Vanderpump. Tell me I'm wrong! I defy you, gentle readers! 

Who do you think should be cast to play Brandi and all the other roles when the books become movies?

 

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