Farrah, Farrah, Farrah ... How do you solve a problem like Farrah Abraham? I know the answer for Sister Maria in The Sound of Music was to just let her belt it all out, but maybe the Teen Mom star should have tried a different route.
Ms. Farrah, who probably has Professional Attention-Seeker listed as her occupation on her undoubtedly pretty pink business cards, just dropped a new single called "Blowin,'" complete with music video. It is ... shall we say ... not great.
The reality TV fixture said that the title of the song has to do with "blowin' all these bullies away," referring to the people that are mean to her.
I think all of the bully types I deal with … who are determined to be against me in my life ... I want others to see they don’t need to be a follower or conform to what others think or do and let them live their lives to their full potential. I feel that to overcome the gravity of the negativity bullies try to portray on others, we really need our own space and focus to leave all of that behind and clear the negativity.
Honey, you don't need to be a follower. You don't need to make pornos. You don't need to have multiple plastic surgeries. You don't need to make up fake boyfriends. And you certainly don't need to make crappy music videos so auto-tuned I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding.
Call it negativity and blow it away, or call it constructive criticism, but honey, music just isn't where your talent lies. I know this might be a difficult concept to grasp, but maybe just take five minutes out of the spotlight and figure out who the heck you are, what you want out of life, and how you're going to fill that gaping hole in your soul that seems to demand constant attention.
Now that would really blow us away.
What do you think of Farrah Abraham's music video?
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