Farrah Abraham's Latest Music Venture Doesn't Blow Us Away (VIDEO)

Farrah AbrahamFarrah, Farrah, Farrah ... How do you solve a problem like Farrah Abraham? I know the answer for Sister Maria in The Sound of Music was to just let her belt it all out, but maybe the Teen Mom star should have tried a different route.

Ms. Farrah, who probably has Professional Attention-Seeker listed as her occupation on her undoubtedly pretty pink business cards, just dropped a new single called "Blowin,'" complete with music video. It is ... shall we say ... not great.

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The reality TV fixture said that the title of the song has to do with "blowin' all these bullies away," referring to the people that are mean to her.

I think all of the bully types I deal with … who are determined to be against me in my life ... I want others to see they don’t need to be a follower or conform to what others think or do and let them live their lives to their full potential. I feel that to overcome the gravity of the negativity bullies try to portray on others, we really need our own space and focus to leave all of that behind and clear the negativity.

Honey, you don't need to be a follower. You don't need to make pornos. You don't need to have multiple plastic surgeries. You don't need to make up fake boyfriends. And you certainly don't need to make crappy music videos so auto-tuned I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding.

Call it negativity and blow it away, or call it constructive criticism, but honey, music just isn't where your talent lies. I know this might be a difficult concept to grasp, but maybe just take five minutes out of the spotlight and figure out who the heck you are, what you want out of life, and how you're going to fill that gaping hole in your soul that seems to demand constant attention.

Now that would really blow us away.

What do you think of Farrah Abraham's music video?

Image via Farrah Abraham/YouTube

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Kani Thornton

Bwahahahahahahaha what a joke !!!!!!!!!!

Eliza Lagasse

it's not as bad as the 1st one!

nonmember avatar Erin

1. her song makes no sense.

2. She does not know how to sing. Girl, stop embarassing yourself even more. Do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up!

Stacy San Filippo-Thrasher

That was fun, I have never laughed so hard in my life! Keep up the work Farrah your rediculousness makes my day!

ginge... ginger6034

She's at the point where "Hollywood" is using this girl. This idiot will fall for any pitch, just to be "Kartrashian" famous. I'm sure she paid for this.......thus making someone else's pockets fatter.

hexxuss hexxuss

Even autotune can't help.  Please - go to college, get a real job, and stop being so needy for attention.

nonmember avatar Em

Barely can understand what she's saying other than something about topping the charts (lol), the words, whatever they are, do not seem to match up to the beat very well (the beat itself is cluttered and anxious sounding). Visually, it's cheap and incredibly awkward... Either it was done as a joke, or she paid out of her own pockets to create it.

nonmember avatar Dickhead#1

Sounds like she is saying blowin James dean! She should probably trying to being a mother to her child and stop trying for pointless attention! Bitch the only reason why your famous is because your a goddamn joke to society! Social media made you famous from how stupi you are! Just another whore! Typical women! Failed at porn, failed as an author, and Jesus Christ The Lord can not save your voice!

nonmember avatar Kayla

I think my IQ just dropped a bit watching this..... So much wrong with her....she looks so stupid.... I feel so stupid just watching it....she needs help...does anybody actually genuinely think this is good???? What is she even thinking???

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