I thought that we had seen it all when it comes to the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo clan, but on the latest episode, they manage to shock us once again. Entitled "Halloween Too," it details the incredible way they spent the holiday. And by incredible, I mean jaw-dropping, gag-worthy, omg, I really can't believe they did that. That's all thanks to a show filled with snakes, tarantulas, fart bags, the grossest chili recipe in the history of mankind, the Kardashians, a ghost whisperer, and, of course, a real ghost.
No one is more into the Halloween spirit than Pumpkin, who takes it upon herself to prank everyone. For Uncle Poodle, it was a tarantula up the shorts, Chubbs was surprised by a crab in the bathtub, Alana found a hairless rat in the cereal bowl cupboard, and Mama was greeted by a snake in the bed. Ugh. Awful.
More disturbing, however, is the moment the girls cut the lights and searched the house for stains. Why, I don't know. But the results were beyond gross. Literally every inch of that house has some kind of stain splattered about. There were even stains on Pumpkin's face. What any of that was remains a big, icky mystery.
Though all that paled in comparison to the terror the medium inflicted on them all. They decide to have the house tested for ghosts because a musical Christmas snowman keeps going off in the middle of the night. So of course that means it's haunted and not just experiencing some glitch.
While Mama is skeptical at first, the medium quickly convinces her -- and everyone else -- that she can communicate with the dead. In fact, Sugar Bear's deceased mom (and Alana's namesake) speaks through her and wants the family to know that she's always present. And yes, she confesses to being the culprit behind the snowman disturbances.
Thank goodness there is a little more levity later in the episode as the entire family goes trick-or-treating dressed as the Kardashians. Mama took on Kim because they have so much in common: both have children out of wedlock and big asses, according to June.
Honey Boo Boo got to be queen bee as Kris Jenner; Anna was Kourtney "because she's the smallest"; Jessica took on Khloe because "she looks the weirdest." And Sugar Bear? He was Bruce Jenner, of course.
Which is the more entertaining reality TV family -- the Honey Boo Boos or the Kardashians?
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