Lisa Vanderpump is probably walking around with a case of the major-jitters right now and we don't blame her! Anyone who has watched this season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been made privy to her downfall. Seriously, that was the main story this season! They might as well have changed the title to The Real Housewives of Figuring Out That They Are All Being Used By Lisa Vanderpump. But that was probably too long. Plus RHOFOTTAABUBLV is not a very catchy shorthand.
By the season's finale, Lisa had alienated officially every single one of her allies on the show. The passage of time since the shoot finished hasn't soothed things either. Brandi Glanville was on Watch What Happens Live calling Lisa all manner of names and none of them were good. Thankfully Lisa's got Giggy for comfort. And I mean, also Ken, I guess.
In case you missed it, there are roughly seventeen hundred reasons why Lisa should be scared about the finale. Because this is the Internet and we're all, like, "tl;dr," I've limited myself to picking the top five reasons Lisa has to be totally terrified to show her face at the reunion.
1. Yolanda's Still Pissed
Man, Ken Todd was way out of line attacking Yolanda and calling her stupid. Yolanda is pissed at Ken, but she is also furious with Lisa for not reprimanding her husband for his rude behavior. Look out, Lisa.
2. Kyle Stills Wants Answers
Not only is Kyle still deeply hurt by Lisa, but she never got an answer about her infamous "bring the tabloids" comment. There's no way this isn't coming up again.
3. Brandi Isn't Backing Down
Brandi's grown a spine where Lisa is concerned, so don't get your hopes up for a polite reconciliation. If anything, expect Brandi to be even more vicious now that she's got allies of her own.
4. Flashbacks Are a Bitch
Lisa's going to come face to face with a lot of her actions from the past. Trashing-talking Kyle, rolling her eyes, and being snide, it's all been caught on camera. There's no way she'll come out smelling like roses.
5. Kim Is Speaking Up
Now that Kim Richards is on the wagon, she's not taking smack talk from anyone -- exhibit the verbal beatdown she laid of Ken. She is bound to have some choice words for Lisa who loves nothing more than to talk about how Kim is on another planet.
What other reasons would you add to the list?
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