Anything boys can do, girls can do better. And LiLo is out to prove that's true, in one arena of life, anyway. A list of 36 A-list celebs Lindsay Lohan has slept with (supposedly) has been leaked to the press. And it's impressive -- well, if you're impressed with her ability to make so many conquests at such a young age, and with so many famous people. In Touch claims to have the names in Lohan's handwriting, and you'll never believe who shows up on it. I think it's pretty safe to assume that if you've got a celeb crush, he's on Lindsay's list. Lucky gal ...
The story goes, Lindsay was at the Beverly Hills Hotel with friends when she decided to make a game of listing of all the stars she's had sex with. "It was her personal conquest list,” a source told In Style. “She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside." ORLLY?!? You don't just toss aside a set of names like that. Especially if you're planning to pen a memoir, as Lindsay is rumored to be.
Now people are going to call Lindsay a slut. People were doing that anyway before, but now even more people are going to. And you know what? I think that's so hypocritical. I mean, imagine if someone like Jamie Dornan claimed to have slept with 36 Hollywood ingenues. (Oh, he's on Lindsay's list, by the way.) Would anyone be surprised -- or even scandalized?
Maybe we'd call him a player. But if you're a woman who's had many, many paramours, you're a slut. Right? Well screw that! Not literally -- you know what I mean. I say good for Lindsay. I hope she used protection, and I hope it was all fun. I don't think I'd want to have sex with 36 people myself, but I'd take a couple (or four, or more ...). I mean, almost everyone on the list is hot. Basically Lindsay took advantage of one of the great perks of being famous. Many a rock star has done much worse.
Blah blah blah -- you want to know who else is on this list, right? Okay, fine. Here's a few of Lindsay's luvuhhs.
- Adam Levine
- Zac Efron
- Justin Timberlake
- Joaquin Phoenix
- Colin Farrell
- Evan Peters
- James Franco
- Heath Ledger
- Max George
- Garrett Hedlund
- Calum Best (okay, not all of these guys are A-listers)
Oh yeah, and some married guys, which does pose an awful problem for them. I'm sure they won't be thrilled to have been exposed like this, nor will their wives. Should we expect a rash of Hollywood breakup stories in the wake of this tell-all? That's the only thing I'm worried about. But then, if you care about your marriage, don't sleep with Lindsay Lohan. Know what I mean?
Do you think this would be a big deal at all if a male actor had leaked a similar list of women he'd slept with?
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