Wowsa. I guess Kate Middleton and Prince William are gearing up to have some FUN on their Maldives baby-free vacation. The two have reportedly checked into the ultraluxe Cheval Blanc Randheli resort on the super-exclusive Noonu Atoll island. But that's not the shocker. The shocker is that this is the kind of hotel that gives each guest a sex kit with their pillow mints.
Royal watcher Camilla Long reported in the Sunday Times that the resort includes an iPad and a "sex kit" on the bed of each guest. Well, with Kate supposedly already being pregnant with twins, perhaps the couple don't need to get busy right away -- not that sex and pregnancy don't mix!
But, if the rumors are incorrect, then the sex kit might get cracked open the second they check in! Especially since entirely different rumors have it that they are trying to get knocked up again.
Here is what the resort's private villas look like (though no absolute guarantee this is what Kate and Wills' villa looks like):
... Elegant cathedral style loft whose monumental doors allow to break the space up into three distinct and private areas: a light-filled living room and a sumptuous bedroom with its dedicated walk-in closet that lead up to an oversized in and outdoor bathroom.
Hmm, no mention of a sex kit. Guess we'll have to use our imaginations to know what's in it!
And since that bathroom is outside, I hope that no paps with long-lenses get any crazy ideas!