Womp, womp. Well? I guess we really shouldn't be all that surprised that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are signing a prenuptial agreement. It's basically the first step in ensuring divorce is probably imminent as far as celebrity couples go.
And just wait until you hear the details of this thing. Something about it just seems so Tom Cruise-esque to me -- and Kim is totally getting the better end of the deal.
For starters, in the event of a split, Kim will receive $1 million for every year she and Kanye were together -- but only for up to 10 years. (She can totally hang on for that long.)
In addition to a decent sum of cash, Kim will also retain their lavish Bel Air mansion. You know, the one that they haven't even moved into yet because the renovations are taking so damn long.
She'll also get to hang onto any jewelry or gifts he gave her over the course of their marriage, which isn't a shocker. Why would he want those things back? (Taking away a gal's presents is way too tacky for a dude like Kanye.)
Kim will also not have to fork over any of the money she makes from Keeping Up With the Kardashians or her clothing line. Basically it sounds like Kanye will pretty much get the shaft if this marriage doesn't work out. (But he's pretty loaded, so it's not like he'll wind up broke or anything.)
And while prenups are a dime a dozen in Hollywood, something about this one almost seems like Kanye is a little bit concerned that he might not be able to keep his queen forever. With how much he's willing to give her, doesn't it almost seem like he's paying her to stay married to him?
Nah, you're right. The prenup is probably just a formality. They're SO gonna be together forever. (Or not.)
Do you think this prenup sounds fair?
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