Ok, so this has gotta be nothing more than a rumor, because if it's true? Then it's about the saddest thing I've ever heard. Are you ready for this one? Supposedly Kris Jenner is demanding that Rob Kardashian lose 70 pounds before Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding -- you know, so he'll look svelte and perfect like the rest of the fam for the big day.
And if that isn't bad enough, apparently he's considering having his stomach stapled in an effort to take the pounds off as quickly as possible.
Ugh. Seriously? I can't decide what's worse -- Rob wanting to resort to surgery or Kris giving him a hard time about his weight. Both of these rumors are so nutty, in fact, that I'm going to go ahead and call bullsh&* on both of them.
Kris definitely has her superficial moments, but do you honestly believe she'd shame her own son into going on some sort of extreme diet (or worse) all for the sake of Kim's wedding? The idea of that is just so far-fetched that it can't possibly be a reality. So Rob has beefed up a little. So what? All eyes will be on Kim and Kanye at the wedding anyway, so who cares if his tux size is a bit larger than what's considered "average"?
All that really matters is that the whole fam is together to celebrate Kim marrying the love of her life, regardless of what the number on the scale says about their respective "hot" factors.
Again -- this story has to be made up. But if it isn't, and Rob suddenly appears to have lost half his body weight overnight when we see him at Kim's wedding? Well, I guess we'll know who to blame for his magical transformation.
Do you really think Kris would go this far?!?
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