Ever since we heard Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged, we've assumed they'd blow their big day into a MAJOR, over-the-top, media circus explosion of an event. Everything they've done since becoming betrothed -- cough like visiting Versailles -- has led us to believe that would be the case.
But now comes the wackiest thing about their upcoming wedding we may have heard yet, and it's straight from Kim's lips!
The bride-to-be chatted with ol' buddy Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM show today, describing her near-future nuptials as "super, super-small intimate." Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
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As we are going along, we realize we want it to be smaller and more intimate than people are imagining and thinking.
OMG! I seriously can't believe it. She must be pulling our legs, right? But ... I don't know. As she also spilled how even seemingly minor planning details are stressing them both out, I'm almost apt to believe it. She explained:
There's certain things I'm like, 'I know you're going to hate the seating chart, so I'll take care of this,' and then, there's some things that are really important to him. [But] the seating chart is like death.
Sounds about right!
And while she wouldn't divulge the exact venue, Kim did reveal:
I'll tell you it's in Paris. I'm not saying when, but it's this year.
Huh, so stealthy! Guess we won't be seeing her say "I do" on TV again after all? Crazy!
Do you believe Kimye would really tie the knot in such a low-key way?
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