Confession: I've fallen completely for Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. What began as a professional recapping obligation has turned into something else. I'm not afraid to wave my freak flag high: I love the secret weirdos who populate the cast!
This week's episode was a perfect example of why my love can no longer be hidden beneath a proverbial bushel. I've said from go that Morgan Stewart and Dorothy Wang were dumb like foxes. This week they both let their vacant-wealthy party-girl images slip and we saw the geniuses they are beneath their expertly make-uped surfaces. Dorothy Wang casually wiped the floor with our expectations and I hearted the hell out every minute of it. DoWa, you've almost earned another Instagram follower -- almost!
After whining about finally getting a job, Dorothy casually begins working at The Agency -- one of Beverly Hills' premiere real estate firms - SHE ALREADY HAS HER REAL ESTATE LICENSE. That's right, she's had viable skills this entire time and fooled us all into thinking all she did was stare at Birkins at take spin classes. The saucy minx! And guess who her boss is! IT IS MAURICIO UMANKSY FROM REAL HOUSEWIVES! I was all "worlds colliding, need, more, pinot".
Dorothy is all business, while still keeping stuff thoroughly Dorothy-tastic (...a phrase I just wrote). She's making bank selling luxury real estate using her insane connections, mental acuity, charisma, AND KNOWLEDGE OF MANDARIN. I can't even with you, Dorothy. You're an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wearing Jimmy Choos. Long may your job keep being a thing you do. Only maybe with fewer swans.
Were you shocked to learn Dorothy had like, actual skills?
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