Miley Cyrus' Outrageous Bangerz Tour Is Not One for the Kiddies

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It wasn't that long ago that I wrote about how impressive of an entertainer Miley Cyrus can be when she does away with the twerking and tonguing and other over-the-top lasciviousness -- but you knew that wouldn't last. Miley opened her Bangerz tour in Vancouver, Canada with a show that would make Madonna blush. Well, maybe not Madonna. But pretty much anyone else.

Miley entered the stage by sliding down a large replica of her "tongue" from an enormous photo of her mouth. Her outfits were universally revealing -- some of them so high up her crotch I'm pretty sure girlfriend is gonna have some major vayjay trouble down the line.

She also simulated masturbation -- nothing Madonna didn't do 20 years ago -- and simulated oral sex on a guy in a Bill Clinton mask. Nothing Monica Lewinsky didn't do 20 years ago.

She also straddled a hot dog (oooh! symbolism!) and one of her back-up dancers was dressed up like a joint. (I don't mean those things that hold your bones together.)

There was lots of tongue, lots of foam fingers in mouth, lots of grabbing of dancers' crotches (even the girls) and lots of Miley grabbing herself. Not sure what Miley's deal is these days. Anyone know?

Well, we get it, Miley! You can have sex! And probably are. Good for you, girl. Bangerz indeed.

Any plans to see the show?

 

Image via Kevin Mazur/Getty

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nonmember avatar Jen

I'm a 32 yr old and am not ashamed to say that I would jump at the chance for me and some friends to hit up a Lorde show.

Miley Cyrus tho, I'd be embarrassed as he'll to go to one of her shows. So would my 19 yr old niece. My question is who are these people buying tickets to this mess?

adamat34 adamat34

What has happened to all the real role models???

Holy crap this girl is disgusting and trash art my ass....she needs to just stop singing and work in a brothel.

Keep this crap off tv and away from kids

there... theresaphilly

Miley said at the beginning of the tour, it is not for children at all. So when I hear folks taking their 11 and 12 children to this concert, I just say "too damn bad." This girl made it perfectly clear that it was going to very sexual and she is going to do more on that stage than she did at the MTV awards. Parents have been warned! 

Zoe Montague

No way in hell would I go.  She's trash.

Elke Porter

Who is her target audience and what kind of message is she trying to get across? Not my cup of tea, that is for sure!

Kirst... KirstUSC31

It's unfortunate because I really do think that's she naturally talented so when she does these ridiculous things at her shows it makes her look like a joke...

Mark Dreher

She looks like she is having fun.
A performer, fills auditoriums.

The proof is in the pudding.
You may not like her
But a lot of people do.

Kate Cooley

It's all to get attention (points to many articles online about this nonsense). Also, it's a grand sign of immaturity. "Look! I'm a grown up lady type now! Sex! Joints! OOOOOOH!" It smacks of a little girl playing around in her mom's heels.


 

Shandi80 Shandi80

The hell? She probably buys all the tickets herself. 

Heavy... Heavy_Pipe

So tired of this chick sticking her dumb chipmunk vag in my face.

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