I'm all in love with love. And I love that Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici are all happy and glowing in the post-orgasmic glow of their wedding night first-time sexcapades. And I love that the party is still going strong after ... what is it, 19 days now? They are still beating most of The Bachelor romances! But there also comes a moment when they should zip their lips. I'm looking at you, Sean. It's okay to go almost there. But not all the way. Maybe leave the sex life stuff off the table. I mean, you can have sex on the table, but ... you know what I mean.
You see, Sean tweeted a little something about sex with Catherine the other day. And I can't help but get a little annoyed with him in Catherine's honor. Clearly, I'm a valiant woman sticking up for reality show people. But Sean should know he can never, ever be up in the air about wanting sex or pizza. Yeah. That's what he said. Check out his tweet.
I know it's a joke. But there are some things you shouldn't joke about. Like sex with your wife. It should be the best thing ever. It should be better than pizza. And if it isn't, do something to figure out how to make it better than pizza. And if you don't know if you want sex or pizza, then gosh dang it, have SEX AND PIZZA!!!
Also, pizza isn't that good, Sean. Come on now.
Would you get offended if your man tweeted this about you? What do you think?
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