Sean Lowe's Details on Wedding Night Sex With Catherine Will Make You Gag

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Major. Eye. Roll. Just when I thought maybe they were done trying to squeeze every ounce of attention out of their TV wedding as possible, Sean Lowe spilled details on having sex with Catherine for the first time. Now it's perfectly clear that this couple is addicted to the reality TV spotlight.

It was already bad enough that the subject of sex came up about 100 times during their wedding and that they also shared "secrets of the honeymoon suite" in US Weekly last week.

This time Sean and Catherine are on the cover again, pictured on their actual honeymoon. Sean's recount of their highly anticipated "consummation" is ... well -- you tell me what it is.

Here's what he had to say about finally giving in to temptation.

"I think we both performed extremely well. There was a parade that went through the room, and fireworks!"

Seriously?!? They both "performed extremely well"?!?

What the heck were they doing ... playing some kind of musical duet?

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Oh, and wait until you hear this one. Apparently Sean and Catherine are equally as stoked to do the dirty in their own bed back in Dallas as they were after their wedding at the Four Seasons. Of sealing the deal in their own pad, Sean says, "It will be the greatest thing ever. Chris Harrison is going to introduce the christening of the bed!"

Are you freakin' kidding me? First of all, sex is sex no matter where you have it, so it's probably not going to be any better at home than it was on the honeymoon. And second -- using Chris Harrison and "christening of the bed" in the same sentence is just plain weird. And creepy. And I honestly feel like we all know way too much about Sean and Catherine's new-found sex life than we probably should.

On that note, I think I might need to take a break and go grab a quick shower. I feel dirty.

Do you think Sean and Catherine are being too open about sex?

 

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nonmember avatar Seriously

He was obviously joking around about Chris Harrison. You have no sense of humor and this article is lame.

Dania Elisse

UMMM weren't you the one always talking about their sex life every chance you get? now you have a problem with it? why can't you leave these two alone? OH...i know why they bring you lots of viewers for your site! you complain about everything they do or say it's their lives not yours! he didn't over shared anything! people spent over a year calling him a liar and making fun of him just because he wanted to wait to have sex now y'all have a problem with him talking about it? unlike you he has a sense of humor clearly he was joking about Chris Harrison! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

Linda Morton

More people need to do as they did ,i think that is what the bible says ,


 

nonmember avatar cassie

You are annoying as hell. Kuddos to Sean and Katherine, love them and there no sex before marriage stance! They earned the right to brag.

Kathy Beaty Clark

I thing they are going a little to far this is starting to make me sick,and not just them the whole show is crazy something's u keep to yourself .Hey guess What They Had SEX now the whole world knows give it a break!!!!!!!

Julia Ruybalid

Did you ever watch Sean's season? The two of them are very goofy and love to joke around. All those quotes in your post are just jokes, they aren't being serious. I mean, if in every interview you were asked about your decision to wait until you were married or once you're married, how was the sex, you would definitely have to find a way to joke about it to avoid going crazy! If I were Catherine, I would just want to smack every interviewer. lol.

Tracie Willett

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop talking about their sex life..........we all no they are having sex and we really dont care!!!!!   we are all tired of hearing about it so move on to something else!!!!!

Elise Beaman

Why are you such a negative person Mary Fisher?! I can hardly even stand it. As someone who waited until marriage to be with my husband I can tell you 'sex isn't just sex no matter where you have it' Maybe it would do you well to be a little bit more humble and respect peoples decisions and views a bit more. I'm so tired of seeing your posts and just downright being disrespectful. Shame on you. I would hope that as an adult, you would have been able to leave the petty nit picking back in High School where it belongs. Shame on you.

Dania Elisse

@Julia exactly he was definitely joking even the way he describes it! the media been talking about his sex life for a long time now and of course they'd want to know everything about their first night he's a gentleman and he knows better! he likes to jokes it's sad how people take everything so serious he definitely has a sense of humor and i'm pretty sure this lady gets it she just wants views for her site!

Bitsi Hamm

Lighten up for goodness sake! They are playing the media like a fiddle and you are all falling for it. They are happy, in love and having fun, so what? If you don't like what you see and hear don't look or listen. Amen.

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