Sharleen Joynt as the Next 'Bachelorette' Sounds Like a Serious Snoozefest

Bachelor Juan Pablo and Sharleen JoyntI no joke literally choked on my coffee this morning when I realized that there are people out there who truly, truly believe that Sharleen Joynt should be the next Bachelorette. Real. People. Their reasoning? She's honest. She probably doesn't want to do it so she'd be better at it. She's realistic. She's unique.

I'm sorry, are we watching the same season of The Bachelor right now? The same season where Juan Pablo undeniably has the most awkward chemistry ever with this woman that people deem perfect for the next Bachelorette? Have you SEEN the way this woman talks in her confessionals?

Listen, it's not like I have a personal vendetta against her (and I honestly think she has some killer fashion sense) -- but Sharleen as the next Bachelorette? Yeah, hell. Effin'. No.

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I was actually having this conversation last night with my roommate and a few girlfriends, saying that I wouldn't be surprised if Miss Frisky, AKA Clare, is the next Bachelorette. The woman is drop dead gorgeous, really open about her feelings, and has no problem falling in love for the world to see on national TV. Plus, she's friendly, welcoming, and her smile is pretty damn great.

Sharleen, though? You don't want to give a woman her own show who makes you cringe watching her kiss. ABC executives would be silly to think that Sharleen would be able to meet a handful of men and be open to the possibility that one of them is her soulmate. (I honestly think she's too smart for Juan Pablo, just like my current The Bachelor favorite Andi.) But a dreamer like Clare? Man, she's ALL about love.

I guess we'll just have to see. If Clare really did get too hot and heavy for Juan Pablo too early on and he decided to give her the boot, then I won't be surprised if she calls up Desiree Hartsock for some advice in the near future.

Who would you want to see as the next star of The Bachelorette?

 

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nonmember avatar Lilo

I like Sharleen. I am rooting for her more than JP+her relationship on The Bachelor. I like Kelly for the next Bachelorette!

Sandy McEwen

I am rooting for Renee! I think she is the best and if she doesn't win his heart then she should be the next bachelorette! She's my favourite for sure! She is sweet and kind and so beautiful inside and out. There doesn't seem to be anything phoney about her. She is a genuine class act!

Galinda Fay Walters

ME TO I THANK SHE IS THE ONE FOR HIM I DON'T KNOW IF HE KNOW,S THAT  Sharleen Joynt  DOES NOT WON,T KIDS AT ALL I HOPE HE SEE THAT SOON SHE WOULD NOT TELL HIM STRAIGHT OUT BECAUSE SHE KNOW IF SHE DID SHE WOULD BE LEAVING THE SHOW AND I AM SORRY BUT I CALL THAT USING SOMEBODY AND THAT IS NOT RIGHT RENEE SHE IS GOOD SHE REAL TORY'S TO KEEP PEACE WITH EVER-ONE AND SHE IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM AND IT SHOWS TO I REAL HOPE SHE GET,S IT 

Jen Camilleri

Well that would guarantee that it would be the first season of the Bachelor/Bachelorette I wouldn't watch in 10 years!

Sue Ann Greaves

i dont like sharleen.... i like nikki.... 


 

Puri Shea

Andi or Renee!

nonmember avatar Vic

She will not be the bachelorette .. I'm surprised she even went on the show. According to spoilers the next bachelorette is Andi. This season is a joke... Juan Pablo is just in it for publicity and he ends up not proposing at the end

youth... youthfulsoul

Can't stand Sharleen and am not sure why she's still there. She said at the start she wasn't into him then says she didn't want to date someone with kids. Hello, huge red flag dopey.

Colleen Goedecke White

neither one should be the next one. barf city with clare, she is stuck up and does not care about any thing but her self.

nonmember avatar Jen

Clare, seriously?! She's about as annoying as you can get! Fake boobs and veneers as well, and not that intelligent either. A Bachelorette should have beauty, brains, and class. And I mean really? Sleeping withe the guy when he's kissing 10 other women? She's a little cheap, don't ya think?

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