'RHOBH' Carlton Gebbia Is Making Witches Seem More Wicked Than Ever

Carlton Gebbia Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fans are still reeling after last night's episode. After episodes of just being quietly insane on the D.L., Carlton Gebbia exploded at Kyle Richards in a moment of catchphrasery heard 'round the world. For serious: Bravo needs to look into selling "Don't You Dare Command Me" T-shirts. I'd buy seven of them and only sell six illegally from the back of my Ford Fiesta.

But this wasn't our first hint that Carlton isn't the person she pretends to be. Throughout the season, we've watched her flip from Princess of Prudery to Queen of Raunchiness, from accepting to glib and judgmental. In Housewives parlance, Carlton is totally two-faced! Her dinner at the top of the episode with Joyce Giraud De Ohoven was more proof that Carlton is, in Joyce's words, a total hypocrite.

In one of the weirder moments of Housewives history, Joyce invited Carlton to lunch in order to make sure that the loud-and-proud Wiccan had no intention of casting spells on Joyce, her husband, or her family. It was like an episode of Saturday Night Live only with less believable wigs. The dark arts are now a viable subplot on our reality television, everyone just think about that for a second.

After ominously threatening Joyce the night before, what does Carlton have the audacity to do at lunch? Get righteously insulted that Joyce was seeking assurances for her family's safety. Are you kidding me? Carlton is so quick to injury that it's impossible to fight with her -- to disagree is to have insulted her. She's made up her mind about you independent of anything you've said or done, and there's an end to it. You're just plain SOL.

It was the same last night when, after an evening of being attacked by Carlton, Kyle Richards finally lashed back and said something that got under her skin. Kyle pointed out that Carlton's rude response to Kyle's question about her tattoo made her sound anti-Semitic. It was all the validation Carlton needed and now she's off Kyle altogether.

It's one thing if Carlton was just like "you seem fake and ditsy to me Kyle, and I'm not down with it." But instead she went off at her for "labeling" things. In other words, she was livid with Kyle for having opinions and expressing them. For a person so free and open, this and everything else that comes out of her mouth seems like another example of her mammoth hypocrisy.

Do you think Carlton's a hypocrite?


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nonmember avatar ash

Yes , she is an hypocrite and I really don't like how she attacked kyle. It was a nice party and she couldnt let it be a good night. Also kyle gave her a beautiful necklace and she said she is soaking it in distilled water because she believes kyle is negative.

I think she is the negative bitch.

She threatened poor joyce and made fun of her because english is her sexond language. I really hate how she says she loves all creatures. I guess she means bees and critters before joyce and kyle.

Ruth Lewis

I am not sure were

I am not sure where they found Carlton but wherever it was they need to put her back.. She is rude and just disgusting and besides being 2 faces as all get out.



nonmember avatar BrooklynLass

Yes, she is a hypocrite.

She is also, rude, mean, hateful, classless, clueless, vindictive, and for some unknown reason, very, very jealous of Kyle and Joyce.

nonmember avatar Genevieve

Carlton is obviously an extremely insecure woman cloaking herself in this bravado she thinks is attractive but is actually just obnoxious. She is the queen of hypocrisy ...I think she's just getting old and she looks very tired like a prune whose spent to much time in the sun leathery. She dos not come across as honest but nasty. Just vile. And oh so very very petty. Does her husband really not see how embarrassing she is?

nonmember avatar deb

Yes Carlton is a hypocrite! Come on, from the first show she is SO highly offended at Kyle's "nipple" comment, but she makes out with Brandi and has to show us her sex room that you know she spends a lot of time in there with her so called "nanny". She is disgusting and I hope to God that one day her kids won't see how perverted their parents are. By the way, it's okay to have fun and be "kinky", but you don't need to flaunt it to the world.

nonmember avatar Sharon coffman

Yes carlton is a witch!! The most evil woman in the planet.I think the only reason her husband stays is of the beautiful women she brings him. If she is not fired, no one i know will watch anymore. I can"t have my children around her. She is evil. Sharon coffman

nonmember avatar ann

Get this Carlton Gebbia OUT!!! She is absolutely disgusting. Trashy and clearly suffers from some mental problems. She actually makes Brandi seems like a lady.

nonmember avatar Meredith

Carlton get a big grip! you're insulting your own suppossed faith and worse your Terribly misrepresenting the honor of anyone who values all that makes being wiken a beautiful faith . You're not cool, in fact you are an embarrassment . I bothers me to give you the satisfaction of writing about you because you will not hear the important message, just rather " oh it's about me, I'm now famous " . I actually never ever post you need to be off the show . You should be ashamed Carlton . Disgraceful!



nonmember avatar Lisa

Carlton - what an awful creature, truly just awful. Her preoccupation with Kyle is bemusing and really without rhyme nor reason. Also using her time spent in South Africa as a defence in her feeling against Kyle yet tangling it up in with the supposed injury she felt about the anti- Semitic comment was simply as low as it gets from these self obsessed females. Carlton - Just awful, yuk

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