'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Recap: Carlton Gebbia Ruins Dinner With a Witch-Hunt of Her Own

Carlton GebbiaIt is a good thing that Carlton Gebbia made it clear at the top of this week's episode that she no longer trucks in the dark arts. If she did, Kyle Richards better start checking the shower drain for long skeins of her own hair. Because Carlton is out for vengeance and everyone knows Kyle's strength comes from her tresses, like Samson and Fabio before her. 

What did Kyle do to incur Carlton's wrath? You guys. It was nothing. Less than nothing. Yet Carlton still felt well within her rights to go after Kyle, and at Mauricio and Ken's shared birthday fete of all places! Timing is everything, and any place festooned with roses and any time where Giggy is in formal attire is NEVER it. 

What it boils down to is this: Carlton does not like Kyle. That's fine. We are allowed not to like people. What we aren't allowed to do is loudly tell everyone that we had a dream someone was saying mean things about us, thus validating our hidden belief that said person is the devil. This week Carlton must have realized how foolish her dream-hate seemed, because she added Kyle's refusal to use Carlton's bathroom as more proof of her wicked ways.

Hilariously, Kyle wasn't talking sh*t, she was talking ABOUT sh*t. Specifically, how its aroma kept her from using the bathroom at Carlton's pool party. Yes. The head was bangin' and Kyle mentioned it, leaving Carlton enraged. This was a fight adult women were having. It was kind of too much. When Jax Taylor throwing Kevin Lee into a swimming pool seems normal by comparison, you need to check your actions. Everyone clamored to Kyle's defense, even Brandi Glanville, who pointed out the general theme of Carlton's vendetta -- Carlton's looking for something about Kyle to get angry about that just isn't there. 

That was intense. Let's decompress with some closing words courtesy of Lisa's party planner, Kevin Lee, and his short-shorts:

Kevin Lee

Did you think Carlton had ANY reason to be annoyed? I really feel like she didn't at all. Kyle's made a real effort!

 

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nonmember avatar Sarah

Nasty! Your outer appearance projects you inner ugly over time. Case and point-Carlton!!! And she is actually younger than Kyle. Live in light and practice projecting love and empathy and your inner demons won't project itself in paranoia lady!

nonmember avatar Happy

I sensed sometime ago that Carlton was jealous of Kyle...that awful outburst at the Birthday fete was proof that Carlton is mean and self centered. Her husband is no better. I am not enjoying the show since Carlton joined the cast. Carlton wants to be top dog not in my book she wont ever be!!!!

nonmember avatar Carmen

I adore KYLE. I am not happy watching HWBH since Carlton joined the cast - She projects evil and it shows. Who's idea was it to have her should be fired along with her. KYLE and LISA are the show. Brandi we came to love. Carlton we find to be unattractive and evil thinking. No thanks.

nonmember avatar Carrie

How pathetic that Carlton exploded for no real reason at someone else's birthday party. Glad Lisa and Brandi put in their 2 cents FINALLY! No merit in Carlton's claims. And then Joyce respectfully asked Carlton to lunch to discuss one on one the spell because she did warn Joyce and then she attacks Joyce for basically respecting her words/beliefs. Yay Lisa for sticking up for Kyle despite your past!

nonmember avatar Carrie

How pathetic that Carlton exploded for no real reason at someone else's birthday party. Glad Lisa and Brandi put in their 2 cents FINALLY! No merit in Carlton's claims. And then Joyce respectfully asked Carlton to lunch to discuss one on one the spell because she did warn Joyce and then she attacks Joyce for basically respecting her words/beliefs. Yay Lisa for sticking up for Kyle despite your past!

Kathy Vicidomini Kister

If Carlton is on the show next season, I for one will not be watching, along with several other people I know. She is a weird, hateful, mean bitch!, why would anyone want her on the show. She is a WITCH, and I don't mean that in a nice way!

nonmember avatar Paige

I was raised in a non-traditional "religion" - so Carlton's offense to people asking her questions is rather confusing to me. That I recall, Carlton claimed that the energy you put in the world is the energy you get back, but she spends a lot of time being very angry at people for what she considers rude behavior and then in turn, takes offense when she is accused of rude behavior. Carlton should take this opportunity to educate people about what Wicca is all about. She, herself, said, women could rule the world if only they would get out of each other's way - here is her chance. Be the bigger person and stop dreaming up offenses where they do not occur and show everyone how evolved Wicca is by living your beliefs rather than beating people upside the head with them.

nonmember avatar TJ

Carlton got in the wrong line at casting. She accidentally got in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills line when she was supposed to be auditioning for the Beverly Hillbillies. Classless trash...a troubled soul.

youth... youthfulsoul

Carlton's creating drama to make herself relevant. So stupid.

nonmember avatar Diana

I was on the fence with Carlton, but now I have decided I do not care for her, attacking Kyle over and over again is upsetting me. I want to take her on...Kyle is little, leave her alone...im 6-1, let's do this!!#!

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