It's not exactly surprising that Miley Cyrus posed naked on the cover of W Magazine this month -- that's actually pretty normal these days. And those photos in the magazine of her nipple hanging out for the world to see? Totally standard.
But it's her actual interview that's raising a few eyebrows. She covered topics like sex, drugs, and how she doesn't give a f*ck about anything that's not sex or drugs. You're bad, Miley, you're SO bad.
Allow me to go over the highlights of this riveting interview. Here's what Miley wants you to know about her:
1. She's bad to the bone. And sexy.
I like that I'm associated with sexuality and the kind of punk-rock sh-- where we just don't care.
For someone who doesn't care, you sure talk about not caring a lot. Maybe you should tone that down a bit? Or do you not care about toning it down?
2. Your style sucks. Miley's style is awesome. Also, Vanna White is not cool?
I just don't get what girls are wearing, everyone to me seems like Vanna White. I'm trying to tell girls, like, 'F--- that. You don't have to wear makeup. You don't have to have long blonde hair and big t-tties.' That's not what it's about. It's, like, personal style.
Now, what exactly is your personal style, Miley? I haven't seen you in much of anything lately. Is naked the new black?
3. You're all jealous. But Miley is too cool to care.
Anyone that hates on you is below you, because they're just jealous of what you have.
Wise words, wise words.
4. Miley does drugs, in case you didn't know.
I love weed. I just love getting stoned.
I'm thinking about getting this quote tattooed on my rib cage.
5. Miley really doesn't need her fans to be happy.
If no one buys my album, cool. It's fine. I've got a house, and I've got dogs that I love. I don't need anything else.
Look, I know this is a part of your "cool" act you've got going on, but it's probably not a good idea to encourage people not to buy your album. Where the hell is your PR manager?
This may come as a surprise, but I actually like Miley. I think she's a talented singer and could go far in her career, but this too cool for school act is going to ruin her. Not to mention, I'm not even buying her act -- seems a little contrived if you ask me. Someone who's sexy doesn't need to be naked all the time, and someone who's cool doesn't need to talk about drugs all the time. Someone who doesn't care doesn't need to continuously say they don't care. It's overkill. it's desperate. And it's time to chill the f*ck out, Miley.
Do you think Miley's bad girl act is annoying?
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