Justin Bieber Is Spending 1 Million a Month & You Won't Believe on What

BieberJustin Bieber is all over the place these days, both in terms of his location on the map (Miami, Canada) and, it would seem, mentally. The Biebs, as we know, has not has an easy time of it lately. With his arrest, his vandalism, and his just generally outlandish behavior, the pint-sized prodigy has gone with the wind, like Tara before him. 

Now there's even more proof that he's just about completed the Child Star Gone Bad trifecta of awful. Bieber is allegedly blowing through ONE MILLION DOLLARS A MONTH. (In unrelated news, I tried to sell some DVDs online last night but was too cheap to pay the fee involved. Also I cannot remember the last time I bought a pair of shoes at full price. Moving on.) We get that he's a superstar, but the hell could he even be spending that sort of cheddar on? 


There could probably be a game-show that challenges contests to spend a million dollars every month for a year without just buying twelves mansions -- it's a lot more money than people realize. There's a lot of speculation going around saying that JBiebs is spending a large chunk of that money on weed (WHICH I FIND TO BE 'HIGHLY' UNLIKELY') and also 'sizzurp' (which, lol, no, because it is not 2008). 

I think rumors of his drug habits have been highly exagerrated. It seems more likely that doing stuff like renting out the Staples Center in LA so he and Selena Gomez could watch Titantic alone together there could be putting a dent in his (doubtlessly Pokemon-themed) wallet. Bieber isn't a born-to-be-will hellion, nor is he a troubled celeb going off the rails. He's a spoiled brat who never learned what it means to be an actual person and not a bang-having deviant who always gets his way. If his ship does not right itself soon, the dude will be left with no dollars to remind him of his glory days, just memories of days gone by.

Do you think Justin Bieber's 'troubled' or just spoiled?


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