This is so stinkin' disappointing, I'm not even sure where to begin. After all of the anticipation surrounding them finally "consummating" their relationship after their January 26 nuptials, you'd think details of Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici's wedding night sex would be something they wouldn't dare to share with anyone.
But it appears as though they've done just that, based on the new cover of US Weekly indicating that they went ahead and dished about some of their bedroom moments to the media.
Of course we want to hear more about the wedding and all of the fun that likely went down at the reception. But do we really need any more details on what happened in the honeymoon suite after the festivities were over? Duh. We know they spent a good 90 seconds or so getting it on. (I'm not trying to be mean. The dude hadn't had sex in ages. That's all I'm sayin'.)
But why are they so willing to let the world in on such a private, intimate moment in their lives -- when they spent the better part of their engagement talking about how sacred the wedding night was to them?
Oh, that's right, I almost forgot. The promise of money and a little additional fame work wonders as far as getting people to spill their secrets.
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I'm sorry, I'm truly happy for them and all -- but Sean and Catherine have really cheapened their marriage, first by talking so much about the wedding night sex during their wedding special, and now by talking about the actual deed to a magazine.
It almost seems like they waited for marriage to have sex simply for the sake of gaining even more publicity after the fact -- though I really hate to think that could actually be true.
Hopefully they'll remained tight-lipped about their private time together from here on out though. The last thing we need to hear is a play-by-play of their entire honeymoon.
Do you think Sean and Catherine sold out for fame and fortune?
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