Carlton Gebbia finally got the major screen time we've been waiting for -- and she did not disappoint. But if you were expecting her sexy Americana-themed pool party and the debauchery therein to provide the camera-ready moments, you were in for a big surprise. In fact, it was Carlton's behavior after the party that had this couch-sitter's eyes all agog more than any amount of body-painted pole-dancing ever could.
While at Yolanda Foster's house painting some sweet gifts for Yo's daughter Gigi and sipping lemonade, Carlton pronounced that she "sensed" Kyle Richards was talking about her behind her back. Here's why this was super strange: At her pool party the previous day, Carlton seemed to have warmed to Kyle after Ms. Richards made the lovely overture of peace to her hostess by quite literally offering her the jewels from about her neck.
Kyle did this, quite simply, because she has no clue where she stands with stormy Carlton. Sadly, the Wiccan Brit can't stand her. She thinks Kyle's -- genuine, I believe -- goofy questions are deliberate slights and jibes at the expense of Carlton's deeply felt system of beliefs. For half a second after Kyle gifted her, things seemed to be all well. Carlton's no slouch. I figured she finally gleaned that Kyle is just a ditz, not a villain.
But then the lemonade at Casa de Yo. Oh, the lemonade. Carlton insisted Kyle was mocking her faith ... because she had a dream it was true. That's it. Just a dream. I had a dream that John Stamos touched my butt -- that doesn't (sadly) make it true. The crazier part was that when the women tried to reason with her about this mental leap, she just got angrier and angrier until eventually she put a spell on Joyce's husband who became gravely ill that night. You guys, I'm not even joking. RHOBH is basically just Roald Dahl's The Witches now. This is the world we live in. So make sure your kids don't go getting sucked inside any paintings I guess.
Do you think Kyle has been talking about Carlton?