'Rich Kids of Beverly Hills' Recap: Brendan Loses His Ever-Lovin' Mind & For Good Reason

rich kidsPut your phone on silent: Rich Kids of Beverly Hills is starting, let the arbitrarily selected and non-stop iPhone sounds begin. This week, rubbing salt into the wound of our collective poverty, Blonde-Morgan Stewart's boyfriend Brendan Fitzpatrick decided to whisk her away to Mexico via G4 jet to celebrate their one-year anniversary. One time on the subway, a guy let me sit down because he thought I was pregnant, so basically this show is telling me my life.

You'd think Morgan would be over the moon that she's got a boo who loves to spoil her rotten. But as she has already been spoiled rotten, she begs Brendan to let her bring all of their friends along to "celebrate their love." Celebrate my middle finger, which I am giving you as I set my television on fire. In the immortal words of all vocal-fry utilizing, blow-out obsessed, 20-something ass-hats, "I can't even." Brendan, apparently, can. He magnanimously agrees to let everyone come, which is a huge mistake. 

The vacation is a hot mess, mainly because they are all a bunch of privileged turd-burglars (read: those who burgle turds) with poor manners. Brendan puts up with their volume, and their drinking, but when the gang (including Blonde-Morgan's so-called bestie Dorothy Wang whose Spanish was embarrassing) shows up an hour late and then won't stop texting at the table, he has all the phones present confiscated.

You know what I would do if someone confiscated my phone after flying me to Mexico and buying me my weight in champagne? Service them sexually. That did not happen here. Instead everyone was all "HASHTAG FROWNIE FACE BRENDAN." Ruh-diculous. They owe him a major apology, presented with a new Givenchy jock-strap in the manner most acceptable to the tribe of the wealthy and outraged.

Did you think Brendan was out of line?


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nonmember avatar Shelby

It's actually 'Brendan'...not Brandon. Did you even watch?

nonmember avatar AK

This show makes me want to light shit on fire. I love me some trashy tv but this show is the worst. It's a bunch of entitled assholes spending money that they didn't earn. I just can't even. For the sake of America, this show needs to be cancelled ASAP.

there... theresaphilly

These aren't kids , these are freaking adults, they look older than me. 

nonmember avatar Terri

Brendan had every right to be annoyed with the rest of that group of over-privileged brats. He seems to be the only one who is actually earning a lucrative living and not basing his lifestyle on handouts from the parents.I'm not sure why he's even dating Morgan. I'm pretty sure there are wealthy girls out there who are less self-centered and who have the ability to earn their own money.

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