'Bachelor' Wedding Recap: Sean Lowe & Catherine Giudici Ruin Everything

Sean Lowe Catherine Giudici

Well? The party's officially over. Or at least it is for those of us who just tuned in for Bachelor couple Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici's live TV wedding in Santa Barbara. Sure, they're headed to the reception with all their guests. But those of us who "attended" from the comfort of our own couches didn't even get any sort of wedding favor. Other than the pleasure of watching their "grown sexy" ceremony, that is.

Ok, ok, so part of me is sort of happy for them -- because so few Bachelor and Bachelorette couples actually make it to the altar.

But then again, I can't help but be slightly nauseated after giving up the past two hours of my life -- to mostly hear about the fact that Sean and Catherine are about to have sex tonight.

(At least somebody's getting laid.)

In all seriousness -- didn't it feel like the whole "traditional" vibe of the wedding was cheapened by the fact that there was a freakin' live camera in the honeymoon suite? What the heck was up with that? We even saw the maid getting the sheets ready, for crying out loud. (Gotta feel bad for her when she's forced to change 'em tomorrow morning.)

I know the theme of the wedding was this "grown sexy" bullsh*% -- but OMG, it's like the whole damn show revolved around the sex Sean and Catherine have not had yet. Seeing him buying lingerie was beyond awkward. And don't even get me started on her super-hot "boudoir" photos. Um ... something tells me he won't give a rat's ass about the pics once he's able to seal the deal in a few hours. He doesn't want to look at it ... he wants to, well -- ya know.

On that note, I'm going to bed. (To sleep, that is. I didn't get married tonight. Nuff said.)

What did you think of Sean and Catherine's wedding?

 

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Jacee... Jacee2348

The actual ceremony was sweet, pretty & had a couple of laughs.  But the whole honeymoon suite camera also got to me - and all the lingerie - ick.  Keep something private, please. 

nonmember avatar nsmd915

I totally agree with you, the whole live shots of the honeymooon suite was kinda creepy. They made it seem like waiting was a bigger deal then the wedding itself. Honestly I was disappointed with the live show - I wanted to see more of the wedding!

nonmember avatar say what?

Says a woman who was OBSESSED with their decision to wait. Blogged about it over and over and over. And then some more. You are apart of sex obsessed media. Left out that theyhave no control over what is shown on the show.

Nickie Mull-Taylor Johnson

Agree...did not want to hear about the sex nor see the lingerie...cheapened it all....keep some things sacred. I too wanted to see more of the wedding, the guests, and esp. the reception.

Judy Roscoe-Bobeck

You are 100% on the mark. Why did not the people at home se anything of the reception. We say all the before stuff too many times already.

nonmember avatar Lily

Thank you for again telling it like it is, Mary. I got married a few months ago following my college graduation, so I was a young bride... I would have been ashamed to have a "grown sexy" wedding and am appalled to hear what they shared! Isn't anything sacred and private anymore?

Rose Marie Longo Strouse

VERY VERY BORING... TO THINK I GAVE UP THE GRAMMY'S FOR THIS. ENOUGH ABOUT HIS FIRST TIME AND THE KISSING AND I LOVE YOU,I LOVE YOU. REALLY WE KNOW BY NOW YOU LOVE EACH OTHER AND TO BOOT ALL THE COMMERCIALS REALLY. NOT PLANNED VERY WELL AT ALL. WILL NOT BE THERE FOR THE NEXT WEDDING - AT THIS POINT I WILL WATCH ANYTHING ELSE. ALSO THE HONEYMOON NIGHT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PRIVATE PLACE NOT A VIEW FOR A SEX SCENE. THEN HE GOES SHOPPING FOR LINGERIE FOR A PORN MOVIE. SO TASTELESS. BAD BAD BAD. TO BE HONEST ALL THE SEASONS OF BACHELOR ARE GETTING WORSE AND WORSE EVERY YEAR. BAGGING IT FROM NOW ON. NOT WORTH THE TIME.

nonmember avatar waspokey

It wasn't even his first time, which they don't ever mention throughout the stupid show. When he originally interviewed about "waiting" he said he had a wild youth and made a vow to not have sex until his wedding. He has NEVER said he was a virgin. Catherine, maybe, but either way I truly doubt the wedding night was the first time they had sex with one another. So stupid.

Courtney Hammond

I agree. I was going to let my daughter watch the wedding with me and next thing I knew they were discussing lingerie. I found that to be incredibly offputting for a television show on at 7 PM on ABC.

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