'Real Housewives of Atlanta' Recap: NeNe Leakes' Boring Orgy Takes a Violent Turn

Nene LeakesIt looked like Phaedra Parks' over-the-top baby-blessing ceremony for her second-born (AKA Mr. President) was going to be the moment that had everyone talking this week. I mean, everyone who deigns to discuss The Real Housewives of Atlanta on the regs, anyway. So, at the very least, me and my cats. But NeNe Leakes' 'Pillow Talk' party blew the suited man-dancers ferociously twirling like some corporate American take on Black Swan right out of the water.

The cast should have been suspicious about this sexy hotel faux-orgy from go. After all, the main source of tension on the show thus far has been derived from gossiping about the cast members' marriages. Like any good soap opera, everyone has dated everyone else. It's like a game you might play with your Barbies as a kid -- each doll gets a chance to sex up Ken and dish about it later. What, just me? 

Knowing full-well that there's conflict simmering, NeNe decides to bring all the couples together, force them into sexy pajamas, give them booze and high-end bean-bag chairs, and then ask them all questions of a personal nature about their relationship dynamics. The sly trouble-maker blinks innocently at her scheme. There's no way this could go wrong!

In fact, it managed not to for a decent amount of time. The only odd part initially was watching NeNe pony-stomp back and forth throughout the gathering. She was one pair of kothornoi away from being the lead in the almost-Ancient-Greek-tragedy of her own devising. Best I can figure, she was just feeling damn sexy in her new ensemble. Can't hate on that:

But the evening soured quickly once Kenya Moore arrived. I don't know whether or not Kenya has been telling the truth, but I do know she's been pot-stirring like-whoa and can't act put out when it ends the way it did this week -- WITH FISTICUFFS!

That's right, there was a full-blown fight! Kenya decided to stand up during a verbal altercation, which somehow led to Apollo Nida beating the unholy hell out of Kenya's assistant. And lo, not one shirt was worn this day. The episode was only short one vomitorium of looking like Ancient Rome. No! I'm mixing metaphors, I started with Greece, I'll go back: The evening was an unholy bacchanal. All we needed was Hedonism Bot in the corner cackling with delight to complete the disturbing picture. Man, that was a close one. Glad I got back on track. Ah well, alea iacta est, amiright?

Do you think the party was a deliberate attempt to start drama?


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nonmember avatar Miss Diva

Nene knew she what she was doing. Christopher Williams is less than a man for walking up on Kenya like that. He could have just said she was lying. However, in the end Kenya stood her ground. And it looks like Kandi will stand her ground against Peter and Cynthia next week.

nonmember avatar stacy

Nene just stirred the pot big time and that is NO kind of friend!!!!

Debbie Jackson

Stop putting the blame on Kenya - Christopher was the one who was doing the stand up with is lap dog behind him (get her baby - get her) - Nene's just a monkey in a wig - I am sure peter going to say I was just trying to hold him back, while he was down and that why my hands was around his neck - Apollo already played his self in next week episode - by saying he was hit in the eye, as he was try to break it up- therefore he lost it - both you grown as punks picked on who you thought was the weakest man in the room ( the footage speaks for it self).
I am glad thing blew up before Nene had a chance to put Chuck into some BS - BECAUSE HE WAS NEXT.
P.S. Chuck you handled your self with class - during this Nene's monkey dance.

nonmember avatar erica kane

Christopher Williams should had address that issue sitting down. I dont blame Kenya for getting up (his wife or common law wife came straight to the show as a ish starter). How do you put your opinion on some else relationship and then get offended when somebody has something to say about YOURS Natalie?9Plus Im not a Kenya fan!!

Debra Brasfield

Yes I agree, nene has gotten to the point that she boss, tonight it got so ghetto just because nene trying to get high ratings she can't act her 15 minutes of fame is just about up'!!!!!!!!!!

Clarice Vanbrunt

This USED to be my favorite..Atlanta H.W. very sad to see this kind of behavior. :(

nonmember avatar MsVKnowsBest

Yes... NeNe instigated the entire drama. She was a twirling MC as she called out and manipulated each one of her guests. don't blame it on kenya, cause NeNe didn't have to act like that when kenya arrived late and wouldn't listen when kenya tried to explain. then christopher had the nerve to start with kenya by telling her he don't know what type of medication she is on. what really got me is that he actually put his hands on kenya and expected her to be ok with that. apollo should have been in a straight jacket. and then drunk ass NeNe had the nerve to try and reprimand Kenya for standing up. why couldn't Kenya stand up? would NeNe stay seated while pple talked down to her? then after the show, cynthia had the nerve to go on a talk show to take up for her select group of friends. who did cynthia actually think she was fooling? i wouldn't trust her as far as i can see her cause she makes up her own interpretation of what happened. it definitely was not kenya's fault. NeNe's been brewing the drama stew all evening.

nonmember avatar Alma Cohen

Finally the truth, Kenya didn't start that mess. I'm so sick of NeNe bad built ass. She is the biggest shit starter on the show and Cynthia is always kissing her ass...

nonmember avatar AuntieRoz

NeNe's intent was to stir up trouble and then find a way to deflect her antics onto Kenya. This completely flew-up on NeNe and regardless of her efforts to make it Kenya's fault, we all the footage. Fail NeNe!

nonmember avatar AnnPearl

Nene started all this....now they want to put it on Kenya....Nene is always starting stuff then sitting back laughing at it...but this went beyond what she was expecting.

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