Ooh, Christian and Anastasia fans, I've got something to liven up your evening! There's a new Fifty Shades of Grey fan trailer -- still not the "official" one, but definitely hot enough to tide us over in the meantime. This trailer, like the past few, stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. And there's some seriously smokin' sex scenes that don't give everything away -- but also make the trailer NSFW! Oh, did I just make it that much more tantalizing? You'll want to see this, then.
The trailer is a bit long, but that's not really a problem with fans, is it? I mean, longer is better. It's set to two different songs, a sultry cover of Chris Isaac's "Wicked Game" and "The XX-Infinity." Dakota has her usual blond hair, sorry folks. But she looks great! Jamie sports a couple different looks, but he smoulders in every scene. I think we can forgive these few small deviations from the book, can't we? Or does the creator of this trailer need to be punished? Mwa ha ha!
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Anyway, there's just one fly in the ointment as far as I'm concerned. Sure we see "Christian" picking out his perfect shirts and ties, Anastasia looking disheveled and lusty, and the Emerald City glittering. But the shots of Christian driving around in his Audi are clearly taken from a car ad. It kind of made me snicker -- sorry, can't help it.
I think last month's fan-produced Fifty Shades trailer was more atmospheric. But it was also shorter. And well, besides that, we just need more. More! MORE! But how much more teasing can we take before we get the real thing? Mama wants the real thing, and we'd better get it soon. Or else.
How do you think this new trailer stands up against the other recent trailers starring Jamie and Dakota?
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