You probably think there's no possible way you could sit through yet another version of Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" video, right? I mean, Christ, it's been done to death. Some of remakes have been ingenious (Steve Kardynal's Chatroulette performance), some have just been kind of baffling (a Minecraft version? Really?), and some are downright awkward (oh, honey ... no). It seems like the last thing the world needed was one more take on Miley's unlikely iconic hit ... and yet just like Jello, there's always room for Ron Jeremy.
As in Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy, famed porn star who has appeared in more than 2,000 adult films. He re-did "Wrecking Ball" shot-for-shot down to the teary closeups, mallet-licks, and pantsless ball-riding -- and seeing all of this in high-definition is pretty much exactly as delightfully horrific as you'd think it would be. Plus, he actually sings the ENTIRE THING.
There's really nothing more I can add before sharing this video, except that it's probably not entirely safe for work or small children or people with heart conditions. Otherwise, behold the majesty that is Ron Jeremy:
Wow. That was really ... yes. Gosh. Can we talk about what's happening in his midsection? Is that an actual belly button, or ... ?
Anyway, I think we can all agree that this officially signifies the end of the Internet when it comes to "Wrecking Ball" covers. Well played, Mr. Jeremy. I didn't think anything could be more uncomfortable to watch than the original, and YET.
So! Anyone else up for a Silkwood shower right about now?
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