Ben Affleck received heaps of criticism when he was chosen to play the next Batman. But one big-time Hollywood producer went to bat for him at the Producers' Guild Awards in a way we never expected. No, he didn't vouch for his acting talent. Or his good loooks. Or his charm, impressive muscles, or broad smile. No, think lower...lower...uh, even lower. Yeah, the Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men producer went there and made a statement that now has the world thinking about Mr. Jennifer Garner's manhood.
Chuck Lorre was awarded the Norman Lear Achievement Award in Television and, while giving his acceptance speech, somehow found a way to weave in an anecdote about how he had the privilege of standing next to Ben at a urinal during last week's Golden Globes and how the actor definitely has the assets needed to play the Caped Crusader. He then made a reference to a "Ben Affleck chubby."
Oh my. Too much information! I never think of celebs and their penis sizes and when info about one comes crashing into my universe uninvited, I can't help but wish I'd never heard it. I love Ben as an actor and like thinking of him as a family man who keeps Jen and the kids happy. The less I know about his manhood, the better.
Not surprisingly, Ben was pretty chuffed to hear Chuck's statement and handled it like a pro. While presenting the award for Best Picture later that evening, he admitted that he was at the bar when Chuck waxed poetic about his penis, but that it was a nice change to be confused with Michael Fassbender (who is known as quite the well-endowed actor) instead of Matt Damon. Poor Matt!
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