You know who I've missed this season? Kim Richards! The former child star who nearly didn't make it off Witch Mountain is back, and I'm loving every minute of it. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is the better for her kookiness and I am not alone I'm sure in saying that I applaud the hard work she's done to achieve and maintain her sobriety. Yay, Kim!
She took zero prisoners this episode! Seeing Kim stick up for herself this week was kind of awesome. Ken Todd didn't stand a chance. When Kim took Lisa Vanderpump to task for lying about why she couldn't make Kimberly's graduation party, Ken snidely remarked that Kim had certainly skipped events in her time.
It was a low blow, for sure! Kim missed events because of her addiction -- Ken and Lisa missed the graduation because they were having dinner at Sur. I'm sure Lisa and Ken were confused as to why Kim was on this fib like on a dog on a bone (or Kyle Richards' dog Roxy on a rabbit). But the truth is paramount to an addict in recovery, and I thought it was awesome to see Kim fight not just for honesty, but to stand up for herself. Three cheers for Kim! In other amazing Kim news, she calls a Brazilian wax "waxing her wiener." Oh my god, adopt me.
Brandi Glanville and Joyce Giraud have reached a brief truce in their fight. Whatever, this is dumb. Joyce is a drama queen and Brandi is a hostile jerk. They'll never have real peace, because ultimately what they are fighting about is how they really effin' hate each other. That's cool! Don't be friends! I am not friends with many people specifically BECAUSE we do not care for each other. I chose instead to go to my happy place, which was watching Carlton Gebbia get drunk at pole dancing class, get drunk for Kimberly's graduation party, and eat burgers with BGlans on a stoop, burgers which Brandi would later hurl back up into a toilet.
Did you buy Brandi and Joyce's make-up session?
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